So April may be Game of Thrones month here at Sub-Cultured for the upcoming season 5 premiere, but there was another important day this week that for the last few years has made the internet come alive in the name of comedy and foolishness.
That means shenanigans and hijinx. April Fool’s day, to be precise.
Every year a lot of companies in the nerd space assail us with pranks for new games or new products or just weird stuff in general – and with each passing year we’ve come to expect it. Google reversed everything with com.google and let you play Pac-Man in your Google maps. ThinkGeek advertised a Game of Thrones based edition of Clue taking place in Westeros, as well as a steam-powered Steam Box you could enjoy while drinking your Groot Beer. Microsoft went old school and “launched” MS-DOS Mobile for Lumia devices. And Blizzard, with their tried and true pranks, introduced the T.I.N.D.R. Box as an in-game item.
(Sorry kids, the link for Game of Thrones Clue was taken down. I’m hoping it’s because they’re going to MAKE IT REAL. You hear me, ThinkGeek? MAKE IT HAPPEN!)
But there was one trick I couldn’t figure out – and it was being played on me by Amazon. You see, they introduced Amazon Dash on April Fool’s day, a series of push-buttons you can affix anywhere in your home so that you will never (ever) run out of stuff. Stick a button marked “Tide” on your washer. Press the button when you need more. And more is bought for you. And delivered with Prime shipping. Check out the video below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=0&v=NMacTuHPWFI
So clearly, this was just a joke, right? There’s no way I’m putting buttons all around my kitchen for Amazon shipment so I don’t have to go to the store to buy things, is there? Crap. I might. It’s possible highly probable that I’m just that lazy.
So I gave it a couple days and let it sink in. I figured maybe it would be a double cross and the reveal that it’s fake would be April 2nd. Or maybe they were bucking the trend and trying to hit me with a slow roll prank. Days passed and it didn’t go away. It just got more fleshed out. And it was then that it struck me – this is legit. I’ve signed up and I’m waiting for an invitation. Amazon Dash is part of their Amazon Fresh service, and you can sign up for it here. My address isn’t in the delivery area, but those April Fool’s buttons were just the start and I’m eagerly awaiting an expansion. If nothing else, I’ll have something to review for you kids, right? Now it looks like there’s a barcode scanner, with voice, that will scan and link anything you swipe with your Amazon Prime account, setting up an order. So in the wake of the confirmed legitness of Dash, to Amazon I have one thing to say:
You are absolutely brilliant.
From every aspect, Amazon is using the new “Internet of Things” craze to help people shop – and though these buttons are a bit weird, they might just save the day for people and families that are legitimately too busy. Doubly true for routine things we buy on a regular basis, like laundry detergent, coffee, and razors for shaving. What’s more is that big brands are getting in line to partner with them and be part of the program – after all, it’s their stuff we’re buying.
And how about debuting the program on April Fool’s day? If nothing else, they made Dash a household name within 24 hours of internet exposure – they made sure that regardless of whether we thought it was a prank or not that we at least knew the name. And whatever you truly believed, we were all scratching our heads on the 1st wondering if it was real.
So is this new IoT buying experience going to help streamline our busy lives, or is it taking us one step closer to what some would call our inevitable WALL-E future? I guess time will tell as Dash rolls out to more markets, and makes its way to a home near you. Here’s the latest from Amazon:
Tushar Nene
Staff Writer
@tusharnene
There is a giant misconception about Tumblr.
Okay, perhaps misconception isn’t quite the word I’m looking for, but too often I hear about the “weeaboos” or the “pillow humping/emotional teenagers” who seemingly populate the site. This leads me to think that perhaps the population doesn’t quite know how to USE Tumblr.
In case this particular part of the internet has so far escaped your attentions, allow me to fill you in briefly.
Tumblr is a blogging platform, where you can create your own blog about whatever you wish, which CAN run the gamut from boy bands to comics to romantic musings to hardcore porn. It is whatever you want it to be. Not into any of those things? The fantastic thing about Tumblr, is all (or none) of this can show up in your feed. Tumblr experiences are based on who you follow. Your feed is not clogged with hormone ridden teenagers if you don’t follow them.
My own personal Tumblr is mainly stuff I reblog from comic artists, comic writers, quotes I find inspiring, news stories I feel need to be read by everyone, feminist op/eds, random things from my fellow Valkyries & friends, and yeah, the odd porn gif in the wee hours of the morning, because those are the types of blogs I chose to follow.
Other people see these things IF they follow me, otherwise, my blog remains on a tiny bit of kinda undiscovered internet.
Logging into my blog is a vastly unique experience to me, and it’s one that has helped me grow as a person. Prior to joining Tumblr, I was very much unaware of how my way of thinking was clouded by misogyny, and how completely oblivious I was to many social issues. I have Tumblr to thank for this “awakening” although at times it’s like almost everything has some underlying homophobic or transphobic or racist or misogynist, and it definitely makes me want to help make changes in the world.
This is not to say there aren’t negative sides to Tumblr. As always, this is the fucking internet, and everyone has a voice, so you do come across your trolls, your extreme social justice “warriors”, your sexist asshats who want you to show your tits, but thankfully, there is a block button, and the opportunity to surround yourself with positive blogs that pertain to your interests.
If you haven’t given Tumblr a try, you should. It’s a fun, and sometimes enlightening experience that sucks all your time aw
Admittedly I don’t spend all day on Vines or meme sites like some of my friends, but I still catch a fair share of them and if I am in the mood (or extremely drunk) I can binge on them for a bit.
So what are Vines?
In this day and age it’s easy to get behind on what the latest and greatest thing is via the internet, and by all means Vines could be considered old. In fact, I bet several people reading this are already scoffing, thinking to themselves, “Who the hell doesn’t know what a vine is? Vines are so last year.”
Vines are six second (sometimes seven) videos about anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. They are a novelty in modern media storytelling. While naysayers point to them as a sign of the internet generations ever shortening attention span, I see them as a storytelling challenge that many people have accepted. When only given six seconds to create something engaging or funny what would you do? Some Vines fall flat on their face while others can make you laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all. I feel like the extreme limitations Vines put on content creators forces them to think outside of the box and since the viewer only loses six seconds of their life, creators can put riskier ideas into their video without much penalty.
Please enter the url to a YouTube video.Here’s a video of a Vine compilation to help catch you up to speed. Some of the Vines are simply comedic, some showcase magic, and some even critique modern society. I feel like as this shortened form of storytelling evolves we are going to get some really interesting ideas out of them and hopefully storytellers will learn from them and cut out some of the fluff and hone in on a more direct train of thought. So what I’m saying is, that by creating shorter, more free form content, we may be sharpening our skills for us in creating deeper and more powerful stories when applied in other arenas.
Just some food for thought.
Johnny Townsend
Staff Writer
Koala@ihogeek.com
The internet contains more and more of our lives these days. We have online accounts for our banks and paying bills, online shopping, and a number of other types of online activity that put more of us out there. With social media like Facebook and Twitter this is increased a hundredfold. And the more of our lives are public, the more we stand to lose if some unsavory digital brigand gets their hands on our digital info.
Hacks happen. Plain and simple. Whether it’s a brute force attack or poor security or a social engineering scheme, there are people whose livelihood relies on messing with the livelihoods of others. So we all have to be on the lookout. So to promote safe internet use and to prevent internet abuse, InSafe established Safer Internet Day, a day to promote awareness for internet safety an internet health for all. Today, February 5th is the 10th Safer Internet Day, and this year’s theme is “Connect with Respect.” The initiative has global support including giants like Microsoft, who has some great resources on their SID site including downloads for how to protect children on line and teach them digital safety, as well as some guidelines on how to keep control of your digital life.
So in that spirit, I thought it would be a good idea to give you all some tips for internet safety. Maybe you don’t think you need them, but it’s always good to have reminders. I work in IT for a living, and I’ve been hacked before. Even Mat Honan, part of the crew at Wired Magazine, has been hacked in a very public and spectacular fashion. It goes to show one is ever 100% immune, but with some proactive measures, we can all make our digital world safer. This is by no means an exhaustive list, but take a look, and put some of these practices into play.
1. Good password management: Use complex passwords for your online accounts, especially sites like banking and payment sites. Make sure your password includes a mix of capital and lowercase letters, with numbers and special characters as well. Remember – a good password is hard to guess but easy to remember. Also, update your passwords regularly and be sure to never send your password to anyone over email.
2. Control your social media: Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and any other social media site you use have increasingly become targets for hackers and other online miscreants on an information hunt. These services give you a way to control who sees what information through privacy settings. You can set up exactly how public you want your information to be. For example, your Facebook privacy settings should probably be kept at “friends only” to be on the safe side. And on content you choose to keep public, think twice before you post something that could be potentially embarrasing or damaging to your digital reputation.
3. Suspicious email: Email is a popular way for hackers to hit users with phishing scams, trying to trick them into clicking links to malicious content or handing over information they wouldn’t normally hand over, like credit card numbers. Ask yourself if there’s any reason you’d be getting a particular email. If not, it might be safer to not open. Another red flag is if there are attachments to the email that you don’t recognize. And another trick is to hover your mouse over links in the body of the email. When you do, a tiny box will appear telling you where that link really goes. Because a link that says Blizzard or Amazon may lead somewhere else that you don’t want to be. Phishing emails become a lot more common during certain times of the year – namely holidays, tax season. Some of them also claim to be from the government asking for your information. Remember that a government entity like the IRS will always send you official communications in writing, not over random email.
4. Stay updated!: Make sure you have anti-virus software running on your computer like Norton or Trend, and turn on the setting to auto update. This will keep you up-to-date with the latest anti-virus definitions to protect your systems. A good anti-malware software like Malwarebytes is also a good idea. Enabling automatic updates on Windows will also ensure that you have the latest updates from Microsoft like security patches.
5. BE PROACTIVE. There’s a lot of stuff you’ll come across on the internet, and a lot of it isn’t going to be safe. Flag and report sites and content that are clearly abusive and/or illegal to Google or the entity being abused. You can also report internet crime to the FBI through the ISC (the Internet Crime Complaint Center). And if you’re one of those tech folks that’s in the know, educate people! Run a presentation on internet safety at your workplace, tell your friends how to stay safe, and practice these tips yourself.
If you’re unsure of anything, ask your local computer nerd! While they may have a gruff and nerdy exterior, they’ll always be happy to help someone be proactively safe on the internet. Or leave a comment or ask me a question if you have them. The internet can be a scary place, so make the right decisions and surf safe.
Tushar Nene
Staff Writer
@tusharnene
Yesterday agents of Warner Brothers registered an absolute bevy of domain names, all including the word “Arkham,” including Arkham Universe, Arkham Knight and the Arkhamverse. So what can we make from this? Well there’s a number of different paths that could potentially be paved with this. The first is that one of these domain names will be the internet home to the next game set in the “Arkham” universe. And in addition to console, I would say it’s possible that the “Universe” tag on some of these names could point at an MMO.
The second path? The Arkham franchise has proven to be pretty big, and maybe there’s a chance that we could be looking at a Batman feature film based in that setting. Seeing the huge success of Arkham Asylum / Arkham City and fan love for that universe it could be a pretty logical progression.
Then there’s the third and markedly more blah path – they just registered them all to protect their intellectual property and it was just a business decision. Anyway, here’s the list thanks to Fusible. So what do you think kids? What do those crazy brothers Warner have in store for us?
arkhamuniverse.com
batmanarkahmuniverse.com
batmanarkhamarises.com
batmanarkhambegins.com
batmanarkhamdarkknight.com
batmanarkhamknight.com
batmanarkhamlegend.com
batmanarkhamlegends.com
batmanarkhamnight.com
batmanarkhamorigins.com
batmanarkhamstories.com
darkknightarkham.com
dcarkhamuniverse.com
dcarkhamverse.com
thearkhamuniverse.com
Tushar Nene
Staff Writer
@tusharnene
As we all know, I spend many an hour playing Words With Friends researching random things and I like to share the things I find. Today is going to be a little different as I’ve truly come across some videos that have made me whisper, ” What the fuuuuuuuck…” in horror at my monitor. Today, I’ve decided to share, nay GIFT you all, with 3 videos filled with intrigue and wonder! (more…)