X-Men: Days of Future Past was amazing; I want to start with that. But before we go any further, let’s put all our cards on the table here, folks: HERE BE SPOILERS. That being said, everything that is remotely spoiler-y will be under the cut, so read this part just fine. We are now two weekends removed from the premiere of X-Men: Days of Future Past, and I’ve seen it twice. That has given me what I hope is a little better insight on the new entry to the X-Men franchise, and possibly a way to share that with you, the reading audience.
So, now that all of that fun stuff is out of the way, let’s get to the really good part: the movie. I’m going to level with all of you (okay, the one of you that might read this). I wanted to try and come down off the movie, but it’s like a drug. My levels of obsession with it are bordering on the unhealthy, which I suppose is problematic, but nothing I can’t handle, yet…can’t handle so far… Look, I’m not going to lie. It’s a downward spiral, alright?
X-Men: Days of Future Past (from now on referred to as DoFP) was a great superhero movie. One that, for me, has entered into my own personal top five, joining the ranks of The Dark Knight, Avengers, Captain America 2, and Hellboy. It made it up there with a combination of the maturation of the directing style of Bryan Singer, the surprisingly deft script work of Simon Kinberg, and the superb acting of James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Ian Mckellen, and Patrick Stewart. I want to particularly single out McAvoy and Fassbender, for reasons that will be apparent once you are able to watch the film. DoFP, while ostensibly about Wolverine travelling in a very willy-nilly, timey-wimey fashion (again, these movies might as well be called “Wolverine and the X-Men”), is more about the relationship between Xavier, Magneto, and Mystique. McAvoy and Fassbender lend a sense of seriousness, and weight to each scene they occupy, especially when they are in it together.
There are so many solid characterizations in this movie that I don’t want to forget to mention the character of Peter Maximoff, I’m not sure anyone, but Evan Peters, could have pulled it off. Possibly one of the worst character reveals in the history of film promotion, Peter, or Pietro, was played with a sense of sly conviction and sarcasm. It was a breath of fresh air for a character I am excited to see more of him, if the X-Men: Apocalypse casting rumors are true. Since there is a spoiler warning at the beginning, did you guys see the slow mo scene in the Pentagon? Because holy **** guys, that was some of the best use of slow mo in recent memory.
I bet at this point you are asking yourself, why after all this praise, doesn’t the film reach higher levels in my top five? That is a valid question, dear reader, because here is where my issues with the film arise. You might have noticed that I mentioned a third name there when I was talking about Magneto and Professor X, Mystique. Jennifer Lawrence is spectacular as Raven/Mystique, but she along with Peter Dinklage as Bolivar Trask, and Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde, were all underused so much it was criminal. For a film where Mystique was set up as the linchpin in history, the proverbial turning point, she was given surprisingly little to actually do in a movie that seemed to focus more on the redemption of Xavier, which may or may not have been a good thing. I’m still not quite sure.
Another major issue I had with DoFP is half nerd quibble, and half the removal of importance on a certain character. The original DoFP storyline is anchored by Kitty Pryde, one of my favorite comic book characters, and arguably strong enough to carry a movie all on her own. Especially when portrayed by Ellen Page. So why was it necessary to change it to Wolverine then?
In an interview with Empire magazine, Singer addressed the exact question I am asking.
“It was logic for the story, ” the director said. “It felt logical that he’s a character that we’re very grounded with, that we like to see in these movies. And his younger self would have the same appearance as his older self, so the same actor can play the role. Most importantly, the idea is that when we go back in time and discover Magneto and Xavier as young men, they’re at great odds and very wrecked and unmanageable, and I liked the idea of an older character having to manage these two reckless young men. If it had been a character jumping into their younger self, then it would have been a young character doing that and with Kitty Pryde it would have been a very young character. Well, in our world she wouldn’t have been born at all. And lastly Wolverine, from a technical standpoint, is the only one who can traverse that distance. The notion is that she can send people back in time for a week or two which they use in the future as a defense mechanism, but to physically send someone back that far is too damaging for the mind and the body. But Wolverine’s body heals, so as long as he remains focused and calm, he can remain until she can no longer control it.”
Ok, so that’s an answer I suppose. But here is my problem, in context of the films that have come out, that makes sense. The last time we saw Kitty, she was in Brett Ratner’s horrifying addition to X-3. The whole point of this new movie is to remove films like tha,t and X-Men Origins: Wolverine from the Fox/Marvel films story canon, which is great, I guess. But the mishandling of solid female characters like Kitty led us to this place where one of the coolest characters in the X-Men wheelhouse is relegated to a supporting role for Wolverine. It’s disappointing, and now that the universe is rewritten at the end of the film, I worry that we won’t ever get to see Ellen Page really get a chance to make Kitty shine. For a humorous take on this, you should check out another Sub-Cultured article. Leia did a solid job presenting the problem in a humorous light.
Is that all I have to say? Not by a long shot, but I think I’m going to need to watch the movie a few more times before I can genuinely talk about some of the issues I had. But for a franchise that’s been floundering recently, X-Men: Days of Future Past is much more than passable. Entering the realm of some of the best Comic Book Films ever made, Bryan Singer and company gave us a X-Men film that wipes away most of the bad past, and gives us the chance for a shiny new future.
Film Review: ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’
MPAA Rating: PG-13. Running time: 131 MIN.
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This weekend, thousands of fellow X-Men fans went to check out Fox’s latest installment to their franchise, Days of Future Past. As I sat, I couldn’t help giggling to myself as I thought about what must have been going through Kitty Pryde’s mind during the entire flick, as this was originally a story centered around her. Please note, there are spoilers below, and as always, I enjoy hearing what you guys have to say.
It is possible that, today, you are single. It is possible that you are single and you are sick and tired of seeing hearts and flowers and naked babies with bows and arrows. It is possible that you are single and you are sick and tired of this holiday existing largely to sap people of money and convince you that you are a worthless lump of human flesh if you don’t have someone to love.
But folks, it could be worse.
You could be in love.
In very, very true, real love.
In something being written by Joss Whedon.
In case you need a reminder of that fact, here are some memorable moments that Joss Whedon provided to teach us that love is doomed and the world is awful.
BUFFY AND ANGEL
Buffy herself put it all into perspective in the series finale when she poses this question to her vampire ex-boyfriend: “What was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?”
It was the human girl/vampire boy trope BEFORE it became all cool and mainstream and “he’s not abusive he’s just protective and YOU JUST HATE TRUE LOVE!” And in this case, things did not work out so well. A short list of things that doomed their romance:
- Buffy is a Slayer, Angel is a vampire or “slayee”
- Angel once lost his soul and tried to kill Buffy and end the world
- Buffy sent Angel to hell to save the world
- Angel broke up with Buffy “for her own good”
- Buffy couldn’t deal with Angel being jealous of her new guy, Riley Finn, who didn’t deserve her anyway
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer moved to UPN while Angel: The Series stayed on The WB so GOODBYE CROSSOVERS.
- Comic spoiler: after Buffy and Angel fucked to create a new world, Angel got possessed by that world (I think) and killed Giles. I mean, the Giles killing is the important part, please don’t ask me to explain the rest of the end of the Season 8 comics, please. I can’t.
The bright side: Buffy got to give her awesome “cookie dough” explanation in the final episode of Buffy, which I think we need to re-enforce these days.
ZOE AND WASH
The most adorable married couple in the ‘verse, Zoe and Hoban Washburne traveled as part ofthe crew of the Serenity. She was a veteran soldier with great aim, he was a spaceship pilot who played with plastic dinosaurs, together they fought crime. Or committed crime. Whatever was called for that day.
They were happily married! When offered the choice between saving her husband and her captain, Zoe without hesitation saved Wash! Wash gushed about being married to a warrior woman! And the other million things throughout that once season of Firefly that made them awesome.
And then Joss Whedon killed Wash off in Serenity. Mid-sentence. He was a leaf on the wind, watch HOW HE DIES.
TOPHER AND BENNETT
Hey, guess what science nerds? You’re almost going to get together!
And then one of you gets shot in the head!
WHEDON’D!
KITTY PRYDE AND PIOTR RASPUTIN
Joss Whedon trolled the comics world when he took over writing duties for Astonishing X-Men. He led people on to think he was resurrecting the recently killed-off-yes-AGAIN Jean Grey. Instead, he brought back Colossus, who quickly rekindled his romance with Kitty Pryde. And I mean, seriously rekindled in the “Kitty phases through the bed and floor naked at one point” sense.
(EDIT: I have seen at least one request for a link to the panels depicting this phasing incident. Here you go.)
Wait, what’s THIS? Joss Whedon bringing someone back from the dead to put them INTO a relationship? Too good to be true?
Uh-huh.
Because in his final story arc, Unstoppable, Joss Whedon wrote Kitty Pryde saving the Earth by using her powers to phase a giant alien bullet right through the planet. And because of the properties of the alien metal, Kitty ended up fusing herself into the interior of the bullet.
Oh, she’s not technically dead, but she’s FUSED INSIDE AN ALIEN BULLET THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED.
So, remember: sometimes being single isn’t such a bad thing. Sometimes, being single can SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
After getting back into the swing of every day life after an epic journey to San Diego Comic-Con, I was very disappointed to realize that I confused my release dates and assumed that Avengers Vs X-Men: Round 9 would come out a week before it actually was scheduled to. Oops.
Saddened but never deterred, I picked up an AvX tie-in with an amusing looking cover. Wolverine and the X-Men #18, entitled “Kitty’s Hot Date.” How punny.
The cover image shows Colossus, now one of the Phoenix Five in all his fire-y metallic badassness, presenting Kitty with a bouquet of flowers. As she awkwardly accepts and/or fist bumps her approval? I’m not sure what Kitty is trying to convey on this cover, but it seemed silly, and a fun little distraction from the overall plot seemed just in order as I skipped to the checkout line.
Being a gal who usually waits til the arc is over to pick and choose her tie-ins, suffice it to say that I didn’t expect much from this single issue. I don’t generally follow Wolverine and the X-Men and was worried I’d be lost in the subplot, but given that the focus of the Marvelverse is solely on the Phoenix Force at the moment, it couldn’t be that confusing, right?
Kitty and Colossus seem as if they’re Marvel’s very own Romeo + Juliet, given how many times they are thrown back into the star-crossed lovers role and also presumably dead. Most recently, they have been pitted against each other once again by choosing sides in the turf war, Kitty with her sensei and duty to her Headmistress role, and Colossus siding with head hancho slash boyscout, Cyclops.
Maybe this time, Kitty and Colossus’ love can finally stick and playing host to the Phoenix Force will help them rekindle their fire.
The issue opens with our loveable Katya looking absolutely slamming, thanks to the talented Molina/Lee/Hollowell trio. Kitty and Colossus are apparently at a dinner date, dining on whatever Piotr can manifest. Not a shabby start for a God trying to spark up his lovelife. I’ll stop with the fire puns soon, I swear.
Colossus goes into a long diatribe about how amazing he is at fixing the world, but it takes two to tango through the tangled web of love. Look, if fire puns are being put out, you have to give me something.
Kitty remains very solid as she knows what this conversation is leading to, and does not give Piotr the chance to finish his profession as she politely puts her foot down and asks to be heard over Piotr’s colossal swooning. It’s easy to tell that Kitty isn’t exactly comfortable with her current situation or what she eventually has to say next, which will more than likely wipe the hearts out of those crazy ember eyes. But since the Phoenix Force inside of her oldest friend is very prone to rage, at least Kitty can count on her intangibility, which is quite a commodity at this point.
The issue takes a pause here, as we’re bamf’d back to earlier that day in the teacher’s lounge of the Jean Grey School, where the lack of faculty is taking it’s toll on the Headmistress and her professors. The break in the issue seems to be an excuse to insert some sillyness, such as Toad drinking tea with Tusk’s old skin, and the best line in the entire issue. “Shut up. Get back to your classes, all of you. The dragon’s in charge until I get back.” Though we only get this little tidbit, it goes to show that Lockheed is still the most awesome thing in the Marvelverse.
The issue next jumps over to a city street, where Magik and Iceman are trying to subdue The Thing, for his crime of simply being an Avenger. Iceman takes some issue with the tactics used by Magik, as she seems to be on an all-out manhunt, and is torn between his loyalty to his team and his gut instinct that tells him that what Magik is doing is wrong.
Just as a girl who has seen two Phoenix hosts consumed by the intoxicating power has learned to do, Kitty treads softly when she expresses her concern to Colossus that he and the other Phoenix hosts are taking their roles a little too far by locking up anyone who dares disagree with them. Colossus assumes this to be a rejection rather than an astute and carefully worded observation and quickly resorts to anger as he proceeds to demolish their lovely dinner and escort Kitty back to her school.
When Colossus threatens to use his incredible new gifts to destroy the school, Kitty is all too aware that her team is certainly no match for his might, but continues to stand firm to protect what they love. Just as Colossus takes Kitty at her words, “You’ll have to kill me first,” and burns her arm, he seems to come to a halt and is hit by a wave of confusion at his own actions. All his talk of how everyone else has brought this on themselves by not adhering to the rules the Chosen Five have set before them crumbles like Jean’s statue as the realization of how wrong he could be finally breaks through that metallic skull. Colossus is struggling against holding his identity of the man he was versus the entity he is now expected to be.
These revelations prove to be too much for Piotr to handle, and he flies off. At the same moment, Iceman and the rest of his team who were too busy hunting down Avengers return to see the Jean Grey School in ruins, and admit that they chose the wrong side. Kitty promptly disperses the duties of her overworked faculty, and we see a single page of Colossus far away in the ice-capped mountains, ashamed of himself and what he has become.
For coming into this issue expecting a silly little love story in which Colossus spends most of his time trying to impress Kitty by flexing his fire muscles as she swoons her approval but always pulls away, I was definitely not prepared for the dark turn this issue eventually took. And maybe that was my own fault for judging a (comic) book by it’s cover. Kitty’s Hot Date, with flowers and fist bumps? I sure did get my 3.99 worth.
Did you pick up Wolverine and the X-Men #18, too? If you did, let me know your thoughts on the story in the comments below!