Can you hear the distant rumbling? The pitter patter of the happiest of feet? Can you see visions of plot bunnies and character deaths everywhere?
The most wonderful time of the year is upon us: the month of November, when thousands of novelists all over the world gather for thirty days and thirty (sleepless) nights of literary abandon. National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo, is, for many of us writer-by-night types, a fantastic excuse to pump out a 50,000 word novel in thirty days or less. This year will be my sixth taking part in an annual event that some may call crazy, and by now I’ve got the rhythm down. For those of you who may not, however, here are a few tips to NaNo success.
Prepare Early
Grated, I am perhaps the worst example of this as I put off getting this article out until today. I have, however, been preparing for NaNo throughout the month of October. There are two main kinds of writers in the NaNo world; plotters and pantsers. Plotters are self-explanatory–they plot out their novel or parts of their novel before November first even dares approach.
I am more of a pantser, myself–both in that I am the champion of pantsing people, and in that I come up with a general idea for my newest project, or a character, or a format I’d like to try out, and then see where it takes me. Plotters, however, may be more in to looking up storyboard templates or character design information, or diving into the depths of the NaNo forums. No matter what kind of writer you are, however, I highly recommend stocking up on provisions well before October 31st. I’ve been stockpiling cheez-its for weeks.
That Being Said…The Best Laid Plans…
See above. I started writing this article about two weeks ago, knowing it would take some time. Life got in the way, as it always does. But I’m determined to finish before my deadline (today, obviously)…so here I am. The whole point of NaNo is to stop making excuses, sit down at your computer or notebook or whatever, and write. This is the time of year when thousands of other people like you have committed to setting and then meeting a ridiculous goal. You can do it, even when the dog is throwing up and Thanksgiving dinner has to be made and you have work in the morning.
Know that things happen. Know that all the planning in the world can’t stop a hurricane from hitting, or a job crisis from landing smack in the middle of your “crunch” week. Stay ahead of your daily goal as much as you can, and maybe that crisis won’t be so bad.
Know Your Comfort Zone
I mean this in every way possible. I know my writing groove requires hot tea, comfortable pants, warmth, and some kind of music to which I don’t have to pay attention. I also know that I type fast and get discouraged easily. Having Cheez-its handy helps.
I am easily distracted, so sometimes removing myself from my house completely is a good idea, but I need to go somewhere I can spread out and get food and/or caffeine easily. I like using a writing program called Q10, which essentially turns my screen into a DOS word processor so all I can do is type or not type. It also makes typewriter noise, the monotony of which helps me focus a little. You should know what makes you comfortable, or what puts you into writing mode–both physically and mentally. You should also know if your comfort zone is acually the same as your productive zone, and be honest with yourself about it. Your bed is almost never a good place to get things done.
Set a Reasonable Goal
If you can’t make 50,000, then aim for 25. If 50 sounds a little low, aim for 75. Aim for ten pages a day or two or one. Aim for a short story a week if that’s your thing, or work on poems one at a time. This is a month to do what you’ve always wanted, not to set an arbitrary goal and then go for broke.
Personally, I like using November for novel writing. I don’t get a lot of time for long-form writing for the rest of the year, so that’s what I focus on come NaNo. And yes, it does have NOVEL right in the title, but if you poke around in the forums even just a little you’ll see plenty of people use it as an excuse to pursue other literary goals.
Know Your Most Productive Times
I’m productive after dark. I hate leaving everything to the weekends. I like working in short spurts and proving how much I can get done on lunch breaks or commercials.
You should know if mornings aren’t your thing. You should know if your brain shuts down after nine. Knowing when you’re productive will help avoid frustration. One year I was all “imma get up early and get all my writing done before work and school and I’ll be the coolest.”
I did not win that year.
Be Willing To Ask For Help
Writing groups are awesome. You can create a writing group out of like-minded friends, whether they are participants or not. You can find a local group in the forums, if you don’t have and real-life writer buddies. One of the great parts about NaNo is that just by participating, you’ve got a writing group of thousands of people at your fingertips. I’ve made several twitter friends through writing sprints (short writing times where you try to write as much as you can within a set time limit) just because we were constantly comparing numbers. We went on to create off-time challenges against one another to keep the writing flow going, and then kept in touch long after NaNo was over.
NaNo also has “municipal liaisons” which are basically leaders in specific areas. When you sign up for NaNoWriMo, you can add a region, and whichever region you add signs you up for emails from your ML. The best MLs organize write-ins where wrimos can meet up and write together IN PERSON.
Whether you ask for it in person or online, there’s no shame in admitting you’re stuck, or spitballing ideas, or scrapping your entire story board and starting from scratch based on an idea you jotted down at three in the morning.
And Finally, Have Fun!
Remember, no one is forcing you to write. No one is going to force you over the finish line, either. It’s going to be hard–if you want it to be. Personally I enjoy a challenge, and love carving out time in my schedule to write furiously. But not everyone is the same.
If you’re not having fun, really think about whether or not it’s time to change something in your NaNo schedule. If it’s too many words, or not enough, then pick another goal. Or maybe it’s just not your year. Out of the six years I’ve participated, I’ve only won three. One year school was too much. Another I was trying to write only when I had hours at a time. And finally, one year I just didn’t have a novel’s worth of material. There are all sorts of reasons not to cross the finish line, Make sure if you don’t make it there that it’s for a reason.
See you all next month, hopefully 50k words richer! Follow my progress at NaNoWriMo.org/jenisaurusrex
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Jen Schiller
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Like the perfect wine and cheese, the strudel with le crème, or the beer with another beer, watching the right two movies back to back can bring out the finer, subtler qualities in both. That’s why I’ve assembled a list of my personal suggestions for possible double-feature nights. For the sake of variety (and because I like to challenge myself) I chose to avoid using direct sequels or deliver a double dose of a writer/director in the same pairing.
Get Down! Get Down Again! The Running Man (1987) / Total Recall (1990)
I avoided pairing movies with the same writers, directors, or lead actors…with this one exception, because I for a time was not sure which movie was which. Yeah, Arnold’s action movies are all chock full of one liners, explosions, “babes” of the day, and silly villains with sillier deaths, but these two both throw Schwarzenegger into man on the run situations so similar and satisfying it really is hard to know where one stops and the other begins.
Which to Watch First? The Running Man has some of the most groan worthy one-liners you will ever hear, like when Maria Conchita Alonso asks Arnold what happened to Buzzsaw, who was just previously bisected with a chain saw, Arnold replies “he had to split” and his fight with hockey-themed stalker named Sub-Zero is a standout. Total Recall, for all its 90’s tropes, is still a Paul Verhoven film and has more to it than the simple exterior suggests. The action matches the fun of Running Man and is guilty of its own terrible lines, but getting those laughs out of the way can help you appreciate the solid qualities in Total Recall. The ambiguity on reality, alone gives it points for giving its audience some thinking room. The Running Man
Even in the Future Nothing Works! – The Fifth Element (1997) / Serenity (2005)
These two are an obvious match. They’re both futuristic, space-based, sci-fi action movies with large, ineffective governments clashing with the little guy and except for only one having aliens, both Besson’s and Whedon’s future visions are very culturally diverse. The stories differ but the archetypes are familiar. I could see Korben and Mal getting a drink while Shepherd Book and Father Cornelius discussed scripture, and River and Leeloo finger-painted or beat up tough guys or did whatever two crazy super powered girls would do.
Which to Watch First? I recommend beginning The Fifth Element, and after all the colorful fun, ‘splosions and 90’s end credits music you can jump straight into Serenity’s dustier adventure through the not so shiny future. Elements of Serenity hit a bit harder as well, so best to save those for last. The Fifth Element
Huzzah for 80’s Fantasy! – The Dark Crystal (1982) / Legend (1985)
It is hard to think of many quality live actions fantasy films from the pre-CG era, but these two always to come to mind first. Unlike more memorable fantasy movies in recent history, both of these movies were original stores and not adaptations from source material. The Dark Crystal highlights Brian Froud’s notable creativity and we are lucky that Jim Henson was there to bring these creations to the screen, and amazingly do so practically. Legend uses a classic stable of fantasy creatures such as goblins, unicorns, witches, and Tim Curry but through the use of academy award worthy makeup and prosthetic effects that make them more than stock creatures.
Which to Watch First? Ironically Legend is the decidedly darker of the two movies, and I feel the opening music and narration of The Dark Crystal is a good gateway. Finishing with Legend’s theatrical ending and original closing song by “Tangerine Dream” is more satisfying that Crystal’s successful but strangely somber ending. The Dark Crystal
You’re not Claustrophobic, Are You? – Alien (1979) / The Descent (2005)
After watching these two back to back, you’ll probably want to roll around in a sunny field full of daisies, because anything darker or more confined will give you waking nightmares. While the subsequent films in the Alien franchise are all action heavy, our first introduction to Ripley and the Xenomorph is a tense, ominous, horror movie: seven crew members and a killer alien trapped on cavernous space ship where “no one can hear you scream.” The Descent is one of the best horror films released in the thousands and traps our leads in a literal cave full of hungry mutated humanoids. The jump scares are typical but predominantly very effective making this a fun one to watch with an audience, but the mental instability of lead Sarah and claustrophobic scenes of spelunking are the most riveting.
Which to Watch First? Starting with Alien will give you an intentionally slow crawl into this pairing, and more enjoyable character time before shit hits the fan. The melancholic ending will transition well to the jolting start of The Descent and again I will recommend the original UK ending, as it is unquestionably better and may even make you rethink the ending of Alien. Alien
Video Games and Real Life Had Twins! – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) / Wreck-it Ralph (2012)
These two love letters to video games and arcade nostalgia pair well because they are two answers to the same question. Scott Pilgrim starts off with an 8-bit Universal title and introduces video game elements into the real world of Toronto, and Ralph puts us a world of video games that functions just like real life (sort of). You’ll have to decide if you’d rather have life like a video game or a video game like life, but if The Sims start playing me I’m going to be worried.
Which to Watch First? Another case in which I will leave it to your taste. I would watch the family film first, and then the one made for grown-ups but they’re similar in tone, pace, and length to not make much difference. Though SP has better music. What you should actually watch first is “Raiders of the Lost Arcade” segment from “Futurama.”
Band On the Road – The Blues Brothers (1980) / O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Twenty years apart in the making, and over forty in the setting these two films are incredibly different stylistically, but both have a group of musical criminals (or criminally inclined musicians) on the quest for charity and redemption, evading the law and various other colorful enemies they meet along the way. Neither are traditional musicals, but both are driven by a vast array of diegetic performances evocative of the locales the bands go through. They have very different senses of humor, which is why you won’t find Animal House paired with Fargo on this list, but these two form a pair of fun musical episodic adventures.
Which to Watch First? Here I’m really going to say it comes down to taste. Blues Brothers is the more farcical comedy with an upbeat soundtrack and O Brother is a retelling of “The Odyssey” through the music of the Depression-era American South. I’d prefer starting with Blues Brothers, but that’s just me. Tie
Creature Features with Likeable Bait – Jaws (1975) / Lake Placid (1999)
I’m not a huge fan of the run of the mill giant thing wants to eat you type creature features, but Jaws is the oft imitated, never duplicated template that set the bar for the whole genre. One reason Jaws still holds up, while most others do not, is that the human characters and the creature feel like equals and do not overshadow the other. Of course the shark is the anti-hero of the movie, getting his own POV kills before we even meet our full cast but by the time Brody, Quint, and Hoop-ah! set out to get him we know we’re in for a fight. It’s like Rocky II. Lake Placid plays out more like Home Alone 2, if Kevin was played by Bill Pullman, Brendan Gleeson, Oliver Platt, and Bridget Fonda, and the burglars and hotel staff were a giant alligator. And Betty White is the pigeon lady. That cast alone elevates a surprisingly clever script of what I think is an underappreciated, solid creature feature.
Which to Watch First? It’ll be interesting either way, but seeing Jaws begin so many clichés for its genre and then seeing the next generation’s homage garners more appreciation for the tropes than rehashing them because they ought to. You also don’t want to go backwards from the impressive animatronic and CG alligator to the barely functional Bruce. Jaws
The Black and White of Neo Noir – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) / Brick (2006)
Tonally these movies could not be more different, but they have their roots in similar pulp, noir, detective material and are both revolve around a murder mystery. They are also both products of a sole writer/director on the project, and I find movies like that tend make more of an impression; in this case KKBB and Brick show how differently Shane Black and Rian Johnson can interpret similar source material, while pulling fantastic performances from Robert Downey, Jr. and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Which to Watch First? Brick. No question that while Brick is a heavy, gritty movie, you will rather take a walk through those grimy streets first to wind up at a Hollywood party with gay Val Kilmer than the other way around. Brick
Pleasing Your Eye Holes – The Fall (2006) / Pan’s Labyrinth/“El Laberinto del Fauno” (2006)
Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth is the more well known of these two, and even though they came out the same year and had many similarities, Tarsem Singh’s The Fall remains largely unknown to people who aren’t Lee Pace fangirls. Both of these films use the imaginations of young, traumatized girls as gateways to strikingly visual fantasy worlds. Putting these two films from foreign auteurs together is like matching The Wizard of Oz with Alice in Wonderland with more whimsy in the setting than the words.
Which to Watch First? Most people have already seen Pan’s Labyrinth and even though it is subtitled, while The Fall is in English, del Toro’s narrative is easier to follow and the world is more instantly engrossing. Pan’s Labyrinth / El Laberinto del Fauno
Non-American Love for American Action Movies – Hot Fuzz (2007) / Seven Psychopaths (2012)
It can be said that if you’ve seen one action movie you’ve seen them all, but that’s because for a lot of movie buffs they literally have. I wouldn’t call either of these movies parodies but Edgar Wright’s Hot Fuzz and Martin McDonagh’s Seven Psychopaths have a lot of laughs and fun with honest appreciation for all the good and bad action movies so influential to their careers. Hot Fuzz calls out its targets by name and is an Easter egg hunt of direct references, while Psychopaths is a more meta deconstruction of the genre and the writing process, but still with lots and lots of violence. To quote Sam Rockwell’s character, “Life-affirming, schmife-affirming. It’s called Seven fucking Psychopaths!”
Which to Watch First? Seven Psychopaths’ opening scene comparing the deaths of movie mobsters with real mobsters, delivered by Michael Pitt and Michael Stuhlbarg of Boardwalk Empire (a show about mobsters), so quickly sets the course for this movie’s take on reality that I was on board from the first few lines. While not as dark as McDonagh’s previous film, In Bruges, Psychopaths is big on the death, but the critiques it makes on the genre will be appreciated when revisited in the overall funnier Hot Fuzz. Seven Psychopaths
If you’ve been online at all today, odds are you heard the sad news: as of last week, Gail Simone was notified, via e-mail, that she is no longer the writer for DC’s Batgirl title. Bleeding Cool put the news out there and Gail herself confirmed it via twitter:
On Wednesday of last week, new Batgirl editor Brian Cunningham informed me by email that I was no longer the writer of Batgirl.
— GailSimone (@GailSimone) December 9, 2012
She also talked about making a boat out of marshmallows, which was honestly a much more pleasant conversation.
The point is, Gail Simone isn’t writing Batgirl anymore and this has caused the internet to have FEELINGS.
So, it falls on me, in my first piece for IHO Geek, to help you, loyal comic fans, learn how to survive in a world without Gail Simone on Batgirl.
First, I want you to know that the grieving process has several stages. It starts with denial. Then comes anger. Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to Suffering, Suffering leads to the Dark Side.
I should at this point remind you all that I am not a licensed therapist and no one should ever take any advice I’ve ever given at any point of time. That was your disclaimer, folks.
Anyway, look, it’s natural to be angry about this. DC drops the writer of, as Bleeding Cool put it, “the best selling female lead comic in the North American comics industry.” And considering the uproar we female comics fans have been making it comes at a shocking time. And it was done VIA E-MAIL, which just has “asshole” written all over it, right?
Being angry is okay. But keep in mind a few facts:
First, we don’t know the whole story and speculation can only take you so far. While we’re all curious as to why this happened, we don’t know and may never actually know and we might have to live with that fact. Let’s not throw around hate and accusations, because honestly it probably won’t do much good. Actually, the best thing you can do is vote with your dollars: send a message to DC by no longer buying Batgirl after Gail’s last issue (presumed to be this January).
Second, let’s not turn on each other at this point. One of my joking responses to this whole thing on Twitter was to claim the fault obviously lies with “Fake Geek Girls.” I was being sarcastic, and I labeled it as such because with the way things are going, it felt like someone out there was REALLY thinking something like that and would REALLY agree with it. Gail Simone has been a defender of geeks of all types and a welcoming and inclusive figure in the internet world of comic geeks. Keep that in mind and don’t attack each other.
Third, and most importantly, let’s keep our reactions in proportion to the issue, hmm? I mean, while it might seem like a good idea to attempt to burn down DC’s headquarters over this whole ordeal, that is, apparently, illegal. Or so I was informed by the very nice NYPD officer I met this summer after the whole Steph Brown kerfluffle from SDCC this past year. He was a very charming gentleman who used very soothing tones with me and my only complaint is that he did not return my lighter after it was all said and done.
And really, Gail’s responses to all of this have been positive. Her Tumblr post thanked her co-workers and fans for their support and she seems positive about the future. Which makes sense, after successful runs on titles like Birds of Prey, Secret Six, Wonder Woman and more, it seems pretty easy to accept that we’ll be seeing Gail’s name on covers again soon. If not from the Big Two, then definitely in more indie titles. After all, she did recently run a successful Kickstarter campaign for a self published title with Jim Calafiore, Leaving Megalopolis.
Gail, we wish you the best in your future and look forward to whatever adventures you’ve got planned for us.
Also, seriously, say the word and I will burn DC down to the fucking ground and salt the scorched earth left behind so nothing will ever grow there again.