So Jackie Chan is awesome.  Not up for debate.  If you think otherwise you are incorrect.  Just how it is, sorry.

But he also might be god.  He walks on water, can defy physics, and looks innocent enough that we don’t catch onto him.

Plus, he’s Chinese.  God is totally Chinese.

ALRIGHT, LET’S DO THIS!! IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME!! MASTODON!

#10

Sliding 21 Stories down a hotel in Amsterdam during the movie “Who Am I?“.  Want to see it in action?  Sure you do!!

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What happens to mortals when they attempt to do this?  They curl into a ball and say, “Hell no.”  It may not be the most compelling evidence, but surely courage is a requirement for being a god.

#9

Jackie Chan snowboards off a cliff, catches a helicopter, and as he sees a rocket flying at the helicopter, drops and falls into an icy lake below as the helicopter explodes above him.  This is from “Jackie Chan’s First Strike”.

If that didn’t explain why he might be god then I don’t know what will.  I can’t find a video clip of it, so you might just have to go rent it =)

#8

As I said before, he can walk on water.  Super serious.

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In a couple more weeks I will provide some more compelling evidence to Jackie Chan’s status as a deity.