December Changes to Netflix: Because We’re Too Lazy to own DVDs

Well, it’s all over the internet, so you might as well hear it from us. Netflix’s changes in programming (is that the right word?) for December have been released, and we figured you’d want to know about it. Don’t lie we know this is the most important news you’ve heard all day.

What’s Disappearing?

We’ll start you off with the bad news: Here’s a list of titles that you can either watch today from the comfort of your bed, or you’ll have to actually go out and buy the DVDs. And that’s, like, a lot of effort. Watch ’em the lazy way while you still can, folks.
1941 (1979)                                             The Apostle (1997)
Audrey Rose (1977)                              The Believers (1987)
Better than Chocolate (1999)             Blood & Chocolate (2007)
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)
Chaplin (1992)                                      The Choirboys (1977)
The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County (1970)
Coffee and Cigarettes (2003)            The Cold Light of Day (1996)
The Constant Gardener (2005)        Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
Cry-Baby (1990)                                  Dirty Dancing (1987)
Double Indemnity (1944)                   En la Cama (2005)
Event Horizon (1997)                          Eye for an Eye (1996)
Fairy Tale: A True Story (1997)       First Knight (1995)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)                      Foreign Student (1994)
Free Men (2011)                                   Funny Lady (1975)
The Ghost and Mrs Muir (1947)      The Girl from Petrovka (1974)
Going Berserk (1983)                         The Great Waldo Pepper (1975)
House of Voices (2004)                      How to Frame a Figg (1971)
I’m Not Rappaport (1996)                 Imagining Argentina (2003)
Invaders from Mars (1986)              Ishtar (1987)
Joe Gould’s Secret (2000)                 Joe Kidd (1972)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)                 Killer at Large (2008)
King of the Hill (1993)                       Lonely Hearts (2006)
Magic Trip (2011)                               Magicians (2007)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)       Minnie and Moskowitz (1971)
Monkey Shines (1988)                       Mr. Mom (1983)
‘night Mother (1986)                          Night of the Creeps (1986)
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Opal Dream (2006)                           The Other Side of the Mountain (1975)
The Other Side of the Mountain, Part 2 (1978)
Our City Dreams (2008)                  The Paper Chase (1973)
Paradise Alley (1978)                        The Parole Officer (2001)
The Pirates of Penzance (1983)       Prairie Love (2011)
The Presidio (1988)                            The Promise (1979)
The Proposition (1998)                      Reds (1981)
The Return of Count Yorga (1971)
RoboCop 2 (1990)                               School Ties (1992)
The Sci-Fi Boys (2006)                      The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
Spice World (1998)                             Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Swashbuckler (1976)                          The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
They Might Be Giants (1971)             The Untouchables (1987)
The Vampire Lovers (1970)               Walker (1987)
Year of the Horse: Neil Young & Crazy Horse Live (1997)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)

What’s Getting Added

Alright, so that’s a lot of taketh-ing, but Netflix is a merciful god and it also giveth, though not all at once. Here’s the new titles popping up along with the dates when we’ll be able to find them.

Available 12/1
A Knight’s Tale (2001)                    Almost Famous (2000)
American Beauty (1999)                Bewitched (2005)
Jewtopia (2012)                               Knights of Badassdom (2014)
Madison (2005)                               Out of the Clear Blue Sky (2012)
Out of Time (2003)                         The Out-of-Towners (1999)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)            Turbo FAST (New episodes)

Available 12/3

Oculus (2014)
Son of God (2014)

Available 12/5

Bill Burr: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way (2014)

Available 12/6

American Horror Story: Coven      Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Super-sized version (2013)
Ava & Lala (2014)                              Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

Available 12/8

Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (Season 3)

Available 12/9

I Am Ali (2014)
Drive Hard (2014)

Available 12/10

A Haunted House 2 (2014)

Available 12/11

The Village (2004)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Available 12/12

Broadchurch (Season 1)
Marco Polo (Season 1)
Nick Offerman: American Ham

Available 12/13

Don’t Blink (2014)

Available 12/15

Jake Squared (2014)

Available 12/18

Ragnarok (2014)
The Honourable Woman (Season 1)

Available 12/19

All Hail King Julien

Available 12/20

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones Extended Edition (2014)

Available 12/22

Dark Skies (2013)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

Available 12/23

The Trip to Italy (2014)

Available 12/24

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Available 12/25

Good People (2014)

Available 12/27

Child of God (2014)
Labor Day (2013)

Available 12/28

Behaving Badly (2014)                  Comedy Bang! Bang! (Season 3)
I, Frankenstein (2014)                   Maron (Season 2)
Jessie (Season 3)

Available 12/30

Last Weekend (2014) (aptly titled.)

Let us know what you’re most disappointed to see leave, and what your new binging fave. will be! Personally, I’m still waiting to marathon Harry Potter without getting up from my couch…but I won’t hold my breath.

All lists Via Hollywood Reporter. Images from Once Upon A Time, which I (somewhat ironically?) watch on Hulu.

Jen Schiller-Staff Writer
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