Look To the Future, True Believers!

So, as 2012 wraps up, we take a look back on the year and all the highs and lows it provided.  The victories, the defeats, the part where Rob Liefeld threw a fit on Twitter and supposedly retired from comics and then took it back and we all continue to wonder what is UP with him not being able to draw feet?

Let us bid a fond farewell to 2012 and look ahead to 2013, when we’ll see massive cross-over events, characters LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE and something that will CHANGE THE UNIVERSE IRREVERSIBLY…until it is inevitably reversed.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

And since you’re all joining us on January 4th for our drinking party and giveaway on Google+ (you ARE joining us, correct?), let’s take this chance to rework that classic song “Auld Lang Syne” into something a bit more…relate-able, shall we?

Should Spider-man yet be retconned
and never brought to mind!
DC bids Morrison goodbye
for auld lang syne!

For auld lang syne, my dear
for auld lang syne!
We’ll all deny CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT
for auld lang syne!

And surely you’ll buy your BATGIRL
and surely I’ll buy mine!
We’ll see Steph and Cass reintroduced
for auld lang syne!

For auld lang syne, my dear
for auld lang syne!
at least we get Iron Man 3
for auld lang syne!

–Ashly is actually looking forward to comics in 2013, you can see her occasionally reference them on Twitter @newageamazon