Grand Theft Auto V Announced!

From the very first time I popped in Grand Theft Auto on my Playstation 1, I was hooked. Here was a game that offered me a life of crime and cars. Granted, I was 11 years old and probably didn’t know squat about either of those things in great detail, but boy, oh boy, I was excited. I skipped GTAII for some reason or another (puberty, maybe?) and when GTAIII came out on PS2 four years later, I was ecstatic to bang my first ho. I immediately beat her up to get my money back and this marked the last time I played GTAIII. Why, do you ask? Mother dearest happened to see my look of utter glee at assault and battery of a lady of the evening and took it away. Clearly, at 15 years old, GTAIII was inappropriate. Yeah right, I just wanted my game back!!! This experience left a bitter taste in my heart and I waited until I left home before purchasing another GTA game. Life obligations unfortunately won out in my inner battle for affording food vs. gaming so I didn’t pick up GTAIV.

I will definitely be first in line to pick up the long awaited GTAV. Just wait, my darling. We’ll own this town.

Grand Theft Auto V is to be released sometime in 2012 but no other details have been announced. Keep your eye on IHOGeek, because we for damn sure will be posting the trailer!