ATTENTION PLEASE. MATT SMITH IS NOW BALD.

This is important international news that I first learned about (unfortunately) from buzzfeed and since I apparently have a severe case of tendinitis sometimes referred to as “gamers thumb” and shouldn’t even be typing this right now, all you get this week from me is a picspam of Matt’s stupid new haircut for his stupid new stupid movie with stupid Ryan Gosling. (this is professional blogging at its finest and no I’m not cranky at all leave me alone.)

He apparently shaved off his best feature for a movie called How to Catch a Monster, directed by Ryan Gosling.  I’m guessing the monster is Matt’s forehead, which now looks even bigger and makes his caveman features even more pronounced. Oh, Matt. I’m so glad you’re someone else’s problem, and that I fell in love with a Time Lord many years ago who didn’t have any floppy hair with which he could break my heart.

hell yes I’ll come with you.

I can’t even deal with these stupid pictures being released of Matt and his bald ass head. Mostly because they are dumb and who actually cares the man can shave his head and his hair will grow back; but also because he does look dumb without his even dumber floppy hair that we’ve come to know and love as something of a trademark of his.

I wonder if he’ll be bald-headed for the anniversary special, or if this means they’ve already finished filming it. Or maybe he’ll get a weave. Who knows.

You don’t have to do this again for a long long time.

And you won’t look like this when you shower.

NOT THAT I FUCKING CARE

since this was about the last time I liked your hair anyways

you’re getting old looking anyhow.

I’m not drunk  enough for this. If I were, I would appreciate it if someone would explain to me the plot of Party Animals, but for now I will satisfy myself with other men who appreciate the floppy hair that both god and their stylists have given them.

K BAI

Jen Schiller
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