Nice Guys Of Okcupid: Mothman

25% Match | 75% Enemy

ScrHHEiekMothman_Kneel1996
70, Male?, Point Pleasant, WV

MY SELF SUMMARY:

SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(censored)

What am I doing with my life:

SHRIEKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNYANG, SHREEEEEEEEMA, OMNAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(tapping into phone lines, guessing games, destroying bridges)

I’m really good at:

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMYIEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEORCKAHA

SREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NYAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUROAH SCRAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(tapping into phone lines, harassing horny teenagers in woods, guessing games, destroying bridges)

The first things people usually notice about me:

HFJDKEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(tall. man-like. no head. big bambi eyes willing to please on my shoulders)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

SHREIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAMAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(likes soft lips, rotary phones, sinks, Ordnance Works, Debra Messing, mothman digest, open windows, silos, porch lights, chapstick,

dislikes dogs, christmas presents, men in suits, Smash the tv series, John Keel, porch lights, sandhill cranes)

The six things I could never do without

SHERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(shoujo manga, rotary phones, Chevrolet Caprice 1966, chapstick, chicken nuggets, Debra Messing)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE nak nop

(censored)

You should message me if:

CSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(soft lips, rotary phones, open windows, ~~porch lights~~, chapstick, Debra Messing)

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About the Author

Sub-Cultured

Starting out in 2010 under the name “International House of Geek,” Sub Cultured has since matured into a site consisting of op/ed pieces, news, interviews, and reviews aimed at geek entertainment. We take pride in our “no holds barred” honesty policy, and are inclusive of all ethnicities, genders, and orientations.

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