Last year we listed some of our favorite fictional couples. This year, we’re turning the spotlight on some of our favorite fictional ladies who manage to ride solo (and one who does that literally. OH SNAP.), and still succeed. In order to qualify for this list, these ladies don’t necessarily have to remain single til their dying day, but they did need to remain independent, and getting their man could not be one of their main goals.
Hermione Granger
Perhaps it’s surprising that one half of my OTP is at the top of this list. But that’s exactly my point here–does Hermione really NEED a man to tell her what to do or how to do it? No. No she does not. And that’s the great part about being on this list, and being a modern lady. You can have a dude in your life but he shouldn’t be a crutch. He should just be a lovely red haired man who is particularly fond of pets and also whose parents are pretty much the best people on the planet. I’m digressing. The point here is that Hermione is smart, she’s resourceful, she knows how to make fire in a jar. Bam. Independent woman.
Runners up in the Harry Potter universe:
Luna Lovegood, who became a herione despite starting off as that crazy chick in the corner, and book!
Ginny Weasley, who is way cooler and more interesting than her wet-noodle movie counterpart.
Merida DunBroch
Merida is the best. When that movie ended and (spoiler alert) she was still chillin’ as a Princess with no Prince, it was like a breath of fresh air. Some people reacted by accusing her of being a lesbian. To which every feminist and most reasonable people on the planet responded, “And so what if she is?”. However, that’s not really the point. The point is, she can ride a gigantic horse, climb mountains without equipment, and quiet a castle mess hall full of rowdy drunk Scotsmen. Trust me–that is no easy feat. Merida doesn’t even care about all the guys trying for her hand, and what’s more, she points out that they shouldn’t be forced to love HER, either. That’s called equality.
Runner-up?
That goes to Queen Elinor DunBroch, who kicks ass in spite of her bumbling husband and defiant children. She’s a mom and a Queen and a fairly modern woman. For living in medieval Scotland, of course.
Leia Organa-Solo
Leia and Hermione have a lot in common in the man category, except that Han is just as independent on his own as Leia is on hers. Their courtship is nothing short of adorable, but Leia knows inter-planetary warfare isn’t the time to let her feelings get in the way of… inter-planetary warfare. Not to mention she essentially frees herself from Jabba and manages to kill him before taking off. Okay, so the first time we see her she’s in jail and the guys actually open her cell, but who has the best aim among them? Who gets the message to Obi-Wan in the first place? It’s Leia. Take the men out of the movie and she might have had a harder time getting out of these situations, but without jerks like her overbearing dad (sorry, Vader), maybe there wouldn’t have been the Star Wars to begin with.
On second thought, that would be a terrible idea. Let the men fuck things up so Leia can fix them.
Runners up all come from the Extended Universe:
Jaina Solo, Mara Jade, and Ahsoka Tano all squeak in behind Leia. That doesn’t mean they’re less heroic or independent. Ahsoka might still be a Padawan but she’s a heroine in her own right, and Jaina manages to save the entire universe from (surprise) her jerk of a brother. What is it with the Skywalkers and their descendants?
Ami Mizuno
While each of the sailor scouts kind of split the heroic action, they also split their time fairly equally between being heroic and drooling over boys. In the early seasons, it feels like Serena can’t do shit without fighting over Andrew, Darien, that Fish-eye guy, or (good looks, Usagi…) Amara. Ami, or Sailor Mercury, is the exception that proves the rule in this case. When she isn’t fighting evil by moonlight, she’s studying or helping Rini out with things, or just generally being a fine upstanding citizen. She’s like that friend who you a little bit hated because after they left your mom was always like, “Why can’t you be more like her?”. Not to mention, Ami is always way more on top of the whole fighting evil thing than probably any of the other scouts care to be. She takes everything very seriously. It’s like a pain in the ass to get her to come to the beach. Even in the summer. But all that focus pays off, and Ami frequently stays one step ahead of whatever suddenly anthropomorphic plant the girls wind up fighting.
Runner up in the Sailor Moon universe is Sailor Pluto.
She’s cool, and she doesn’t give a crap about Darien.
Donna Noble
BEFORE YOU GET UPSET – Yes I know that in her first episode her storyline revolves around getting and keeping a man. However. Compared to the rest of the Doctor’s companions, Donna is easily the most independent. She likes traveling with the Doctor because it makes her life more interesting, not because she feels bad for and eventually loves him, not because she’s in love with him from the get-go, and not because he promised her he’d be back when she was six and now she’s completely fixated on him. Donna is with the Doctor on her terms, and she gives him shit for being… the Doctor. I’d argue that most of the companions in new!Who are heroines in their own right, but they have at the very least romantically fond feelings towards the Doctor, and spend their time with him like some strange alien-human version of Hugh Hefner and every girlfriend he hasn’t married. They want to make him THEIR Doctor, but Donna just wants to hang out and be bros.
Runner up goes begrudgingly to Martha Jones.
Look, I don’t like her, but I get why people do. She’s in love with the Doctor and he’s a butthole to her, and she leaves. It takes her way longer than I would have liked to figure out he doesn’t feel the same way she does, but I guess she’s better than Clara, whose literal entire storyline revolves around saving the Doctor.
Bulma Briefs
If you’ve been with us since the beginning, you know we feel some kind of way about the women in Dragon Ball, Z, and GT, and this may be partially personal preference speaking, but Bulma is just the greatest. Again, she marries Vegeta, but I’m pretty sure that went something like, “OH OKAY WE’RE GETTING MARRIED TODAY HERE’S YOUR SUIT HERE’S MY DRESS ANNNND WE’RE DONE.” Bulma is ultra smart, and goes out on her own to find the Dragon Balls. Her independence has been hotly contested, but I remember Bulma, especially in Dragonball, as a strong woman who will pretty much take a sledge hammer to any man’s head if he disrespects her.
Runners up include Videl and Chi-Chi
Both of whom could beat the crap out of all of us, and without whom their husbands would have died early deaths from gluttony and stupidity. (Although I love them both very much.)
Elphaba Thropp
Elphaba is probably more commonly known to most of you as the Wicked Witch of the West. She’s the main character in the novel Wicked, and in the musical based on the novel. Elphaba’s gotten the shaft from every last man in her life, and from some of the women, too. That doesn’t stop her from honing her skills in magic, heading off to University, befriending people who only started chilling with her to make fun of her, and unmasking a major government cover-up. Elphaba wants to become the Wizard’s right-hand woman, but when she finds out what he’s really up to she risks her life to set things right. Even when she does get a man, she doesn’t let him change her direction or slow her down in her ultimate goal.
Runner up is, of course, Galinda the good. (No, I didn’t spell that wrong.)
Galinda is a little too focused on the men around her for my liking, and of course the whole point of Wicked is to reverse our expectations. But in the end it’s not about her relationships with men – not even the Wizard. The story is truly about how Elphaba and Galinda balance each other out and turn each other from caricatures into “real” people. Without one, the other wouldn’t be nearly as complex.
Sarabi from The Lion King
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LION KING? ALSO, DO LIONS HAVE LAST NAMES?
Sarabi. Gives. No. Fucks.
Runner up: Nala.
She tells Simba like it is and drags his ass back to pride rock.
Lara Croft
Again, if I need to back this one up, I don’t know where you’ve been living. Lara Croft is still one of the only female character in video games who has single-handedly headed up a massive franchise for the last 22 years. She’s gotta be smart and in good shape to do the kind of tomb raiding she’s been doing for decades, and you know you’ve made it when Angelina Jolie plays you in a film. Plus, she’s become more realistically proportioned as the years have passed. Go ahead. Name one man that Lara has had to lean on, for anything, ever. Okay?
That’s what I thought.
Princess Tiana
Tiana has one goal and one goal only: to open her own restaurant. She works hard to save up money to buy her restaurant. She makes lots of food because she wants to get better when she owns her own restaurant. She has the opportunity to cater a big party to get better exposure for her eventual restaurant. See the pattern here? Arguably, Naveen teaches her to love or something, but when they do get married, guess what he does? Goes to work in her restaurant. And guess who told her she needed other people in order to be happy with that restaurant? Mama Odie. Yeah. Tiana don’t need no man.
Runner up: Mulan.
Mulan came before Tiana, and she definitely busted through lady stereotypes and hated being all dolled up by the Matchmaker. However, she makes her sacrifice on behalf of her father, and takes part in the fighting… but doesn’t have her own “restaurant”.
Got any other super ultra badass babes you can think of? Let us know in the comments below!
I’m gonna put this right out there: I don’t hate it.
Honestly, the just announced Nerf Rebelle line sounds pretty awesome. In an article on EW.com, we got news on the line and a look at the first item from it. That item?
A pink and black bow called “The Heartbreaker.”
Also gonna put this out there: I want one.
A bow is a great choice right now as it seems to be the cool current weapon for action heroines. Katniss Everdeen of The Hunger Games. Princess Merida of Brave. Kate Bishop of Hawkeye and Young Avengers.
Look, I will bring Kate Bishop into this discussion if I want to, dammit!
But, almost immediately, there was an outcry from the internet about “Of COURSE your toy for girls is PINK!” And normally, I’d be among them and in this case I don’t think they’re entirely wrong.
But, see, my feelings here are complicated.
I like the idea behind the line. It’s not just the same Nerf Elite line with “girl” colors, though the Rebelle weapons will be just as powerful as the Elite toys. Instead, Nerf is making the Rebelle line’s size and general design easier for people with less upper body-strength to use WITHOUT sacrificing firing power. The line also has a social aspect that will encourage cooperative play.
And that’s awesome. I mean, this isn’t just “we gave Malibu Stacy a new hat.” This is actively attempting to make toys that are girl-friendly and encourage activity.
I can see why people are upset, though. I mean, yeah, while Nerf’s marketing research may have shown that the colors, designs and social aspect will appeal to girls, you don’t need to announce that or act as if these are specifically for girls. Because our system still tends to go straight for “if it’s for girls, it’s not for boys” and vice versa. Announcing a new line with x improvements and an extended selection of colors would probably have set off fewer alarms.
But while I understand that, I worry that the angered reactions reflect the continued problem of, intentionally or not, demonizing things seen as traditionally feminine. I hate the idea of “pink is just for girls” or “pink is bad for girls.” Some girls like pink things. Some girls don’t. Some boys like pink things. Some boys don’t. I don’t want to see their choices influenced by being told what their gender should or shouldn’t like, in either direction.
And let’s face it, those bow-wielding heroines I mentioned earlier? They all come from different backgrounds, have different tastes, have differing levels of “traditional femininity” and they are all awesome.
So, let the kids who want pink bows have their pink bows, hope that Nerf doesn’t make all of their Rebelle line pink (I’d love to see some purples and blues and other colors thrown in there) and add a Heartbreaker to my wish list. Because, like I said: I want one.
–Ashly danced ballet as a child and is currently one of the worst examples of ‘traditional’ femininity you’re likely to find. You can see her cuss like a sailor and talk about comics and pro-wrestling on Twitter at @newageamazon
After seeing Pixar’s “Brave,” Merida zoomed to the top of my girl’s list as the coolest Disney Princess EVER!!! This means “Brave-themed” birthday parties complete with Celtic-themed trimmings. Most importantly they want lots and lots of Will-o’-The-Wisps (or “Wisps” as they are called in the movie).
According to legend…with a little help for Wikipedia…the Will-O’-The-Wisp is a ghost-like light seen by travelers in marsh or bog areas that can resemble a flickering candle or lamplight. And they are a booger-bear to hunt, so let’s waste no time in catching a few.
What You Need:
Glass or clear plastic containers of various types (jars, craft ornaments, bottles) large enough to contain your creature
Grass; real or artificial (like the type in silk in floral arrangements) to help keep the creature comfy.
Vellum or tracing paper
Clear acetate paper
Sharpie markers (if you are free handing) or printed images of wisps
Light source like LED or “flameless” tea candles, miniature glow sticks, or whatever else you can find. (DO NOT use real candles…bad, bad idea).
Capturing (or Making ) the “Wisp”:
Since these elusive little Wisps are known to retreat from anyone who tries to catch them, I won’t bother you with the details of catching them and move on to showing you how to make one.
First, find an image of a Wisp you like (from “Brave,” “Skyrim,” “Final Fantasy” or just design your own). Either print out the image directly on the vellum or trace (or draw it freehand) on the vellum.
Next, cut the image out and glue it with some clear-drying glue onto a piece of acetate cut to fit in your container of choice.
Hint: You could draw or trace your image directly on the acetate, but it will show up much better on the vellum.
Make sure the image is right in the middle so it will appear to be “floating” in the bottle, jar, etc.
Creating the Wisps habitat:
Place your light source (already lit) in the bottom of your container and surround it with enough grass to cover the source, but not obscure it’s light. If the light won’t fit in the top of your container, you can always place it behind the container when you display it.
Next, insert the piece of acetate, complete with your wisp in the container and make sure it can stand up in the middle. By cutting the acetate just a little bit wider than the container, it will stay upright a little easier.
Finally, put the lid on that puppy so it won’t get away.
Pretty simple, but there is plenty of room to experiment here with shapes, sizes, designs, and types of light sources.
Not in the market for Will-o’-The-Wisps? Other simple creatures to capture (via magic, downloads or imagination) include Kodama or Forest Spirits like those in “Princess Mononoke,” Spirit World Fireflies from “Avatar: The Last Airbender (animated, please), pixies (or faeries, if you’re old school), Mater’s “ghost light,” or anything else you want to see trapped in a jar.
Remember if you have a metal lid, to poke a few holes in the top so the wisps can breathe. Not too big, mind you, this might encourage them to seep through the top and escape.
When you’re done, don’t forget to let them go and see where they lead you.
Or not.
Depending on the story, these little spectral luminaries can lead you on anything from a vision quest or (more commonly) steer you off your path to certain doom.
Who likes Pixar movies? Hahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahaha, just kidding. Everyone likes Pixar movies.
Pixar’s newest outing into “We do everything better” is a movie called Brave. And it looks awesome. Plus, the main character looks just like one of our own IHoG writers (you can see her articles here).
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I haven’t been a fan of Pixar’s Cars movies, but I was a huge fan of Up, so seeing them using humans again is pretty exciting. I’m sure it will be incredible.
Hit the jump for some more details!