Telltale Games uniquely excels with storytelling in gaming. Based on player choices, your character journeys through diverging paths in an average Telltale entry. They also possess great dialogue writing abilities, and better than most gaming titles. You’ll find one of their best examples in the hilarious Tales from the Borderlands. Although taking a more serious approach in Batman: The Telltale Series, it is no deviation in quality.
Batman: The Telltale Series tells a completely unique Batman story which doesn’t exist in any medium. There’s no DC comic, poorly-acted TV show, or underwhelming movie containing this tale. Telltale CEO & Founder Kevin Bruner openly discussed their partnership with DC during this series’ creation. In the first episode of the related behind-the-scenes series Batman: Unmasked, it’s revealed that DC felt Telltale’s take does right by Batman. After completing the first Batman: The Telltale Series episode thrice, I say DC’s trust in Telltale is justified.
Instead of your typical review, I’ll dissect my differing playthrough experiences. If you need my usual grade for reference, this episode deserves an A-. For those that have yet to play this fantastic episode, this article includes SPOILERS, as we’ll divulge the results of my contrasting decisions as Bruce Wayne and Batman, starting with my “good” Batman playthrough.
PLAYTHROUGH 1
READY TO BELIEVE IN GOOD
My first playthrough consisted of decisions a good person would make. The game opens with Batman (voiced by Troy Baker) attempting to prevent a heist at Gotham City Hall. Here, Batman encounters Catwoman (voiced by Laura Bailey). We end up fighting regardless of the words traded, Batman takes the hard drive she stole back from her, then she escapes. My familiarity with Telltale’s games aids me as I succeed in each Quick Time Event (QTE) here, and in the 2nd playthrough. Batman: The Telltale Series gives us the Batman action we know and love, but your actions’ consequences reside in your dialogue choices.
The first major dialogue choices in Batman: The Telltale Series occurs during a fundraiser for Harvey Dent’s mayoral campaign, hosted by Bruce Wayne himself. I navigate through various polite choices with influential guests, with Harvey Dent (voiced by Travis Willingham) at my side. Reporter Vicki Vale (voiced by Erin Yvette) shows up uninvited, but being the decent guy I am here, I tell her she can stay. Carmine Falcone (voiced by Richard McGonagle) also arrives uninvited, yet he’s a known crime boss. With all guests’ eyes on me, I refuse to shake his hand. Then we converse privately, where I insist on Harvey’s presence, and I further give Falcone grief for his methods. Time will tell how this rift impacts Bruce’s life.
After the fundraiser, Bruce reconnects with old friend Oswald Cobblepot, or Oz for short (voiced by Jason Spisak). I keep things cordial with Oz despite his veiled threats of overthrowing the rich (which includes Bruce). Post-reunion, Bruce heads to a press conference, co-hosted with Harvey, for the announcement of a renovated Arkham Asylum. Here, the press bombards Bruce with accusations of his parents’ involvement with the mob. Simultaneously, Bruce receives texts from Alfred notifying that the police are searching his mansion for evidence. I remain cordial and calm with the press, stand up for Bruce’s parents’ legacy, then race home.
A STORM’S COMING
Back at Wayne Manor, Lieutenant James Gordon (voiced by Murphy Guyer) confronts Bruce, and I have Bruce politely tell him how wrong these accusations are. However, Gordon will only believe what the evidence tells him. Then Vicki Vale intrudes again, but I’m inviting to her and give a quote at her request, calling the story on Bruce’s parents fabricated.
After Vicki departs, Bruce finds Harvey at a restaurant, questioning if he knew about the search warrant signed by potentially-corrupt incumbent Mayor Hill. Harvey swears he didn’t, so I have Bruce believe him. Then Harvey’s girlfriend, Selina Kyle, walks up. She silently recognizes Bruce’s scratches as Bruce identifies the bruise on her eye. These two subtly acknowledge each other’s secret identity.
Harvey steps away for a phone call, which is where the real tension builds. I chose for Bruce to scold Selina’s criminal lifestyle, but when she offered help, I didn’t refuse. Selina then gives Bruce a warehouse’s address, where Selina was expected to deliver the hard drive mentioned earlier.
Batman suits up, finds the warehouse a bloody mess after a chemical leak and a shootout, then questions a nearby, poorly-hidden sniper. The options here are to physically maul the sniper or simply intimidate him. This Batman being honorable, I feigned beating him with a pipe, threatened to break his arm, and still obtained the needed information. I passed along these details to Gordon, which implicated Falcone as the responsible party. Gordon notices I didn’t maim the sniper and respects my restraint.
THE POWER OF FEAR
Bruce heads back to the Batcave as the stolen hard drive data is fully decrypts. The drive contains data that can take down Falcone and his empire, although it’s unclear from where the drive originated and why. Another choice reveals itself, as you either opt to share this data with your contacts in the press or the police. While condemning Falcone in the court of public opinion is a nice sentiment, I went with the obvious choice of handing the evidence over to Gordon.
Discussing the evidence with Gordon as Bruce presented a small challenge. Gordon sees your act of goodwill as a potential bribe. Still playing good guy mode, I assure Gordon the intentions are pure, which Gordon trusts. After separating, Bruce suits up as the Bat to start his own methodical takedown of the Falcone regime.
Another commendable element of Batman: The Telltale Series is the detailed approach at choosing your attack plan. There are 4 armed guards in Falcone’s luxury suite, and you select which inanimate objects to beat them with. It’s nothing short of glorious. After this task, you corner Falcone and can either brutalize him or handcuff him. When a news chopper arrived, handcuffing was the less bloodier option I chose, which will play well with the viewing Gotham audience.
Falcone reveals to Batman that the Waynes are behind the entire mess Gotham is in. This sends Bruce in a tizzy. He returns home, violently removes his cowl, and demands Alfred to tell him the truth. This is our first of 4 expected cliffhangers Telltale delivers brilliantly. Now we have a story that’s equal part Batman and Bruce that we the fans can sink our teeth into.
My excitement for episode 2 is palpable but first, we’ll have a write-up and video playthrough of the “bad guy” version of Batman. He’s not so much a killer as he’s just mean and makes bad decisions. However, I suppose one could argue that’s the more fun version.
Dear DC Comics and Warner Brothers,
Allow me to begin my letter with a fact: You guys are missing the point.
What caused this random letter to be penned in the first place? My reading of Catwoman #0 and the constant “news” of your Justice League feature film endeavors. I’ll begin with Catwoman.
DC, I am one of your few female fans of the recently rebooted leather clad anti-hero after you bravely (some say stupidly) went where only fanfictions went. Selina was slowly becoming a character one could relate to, a vulnerable woman inside of a tough shell, and then Catwoman #0 happened. I don’t pretend to know what goes on in your offices, so I don’t know how much of that story was written when handed over to the all female creative team. I also don’t know who the hell told you the tentative cover art was wonderful enough to release to the public, or that the subsequent attempt at righting the wrongs was better.
Catwoman is an overtly sexual character. We know this. She is already in a body hugging leather suit so there is NO NEED for her to pose in a way that is not only physically impossible, but in a position that prominently displays her chest and ass. To be fair, you guys attempted to rectify these anatomical issues so the pose was more believable, but kept the idiotic pose. My question is why couldn’t she be leaning against a building without a care in the world? Was it such an outrageous idea that she pet a black cat, or held a jewel, or even whirled her whip overhead?
Ripped to shreds by the internet, several prominent artists rendered their own versions of the cover to the point where it got mass media coverage, most notably from Comics Alliance.
Kudos for listening to only part of the outrage, DC!
Again, to be fair, you guys tried to go one step further and allowed women to write the book, starting with the offending issue. As stated earlier, I have no idea how much of the story was written prior to this, and while a lot of the comic community cheered at this development, I felt alone in my disdain for it, for the writing was truly abysmal. I’ve never been invested in a character less and that says a lot, seeing as I read almost half of the DC52. I felt a sense of kinship with the writer of this tumblr post, who put their thoughts far more eloquently than I did here in this letter that will not come to your attention, for I am but a girl on the internet.
I get that the run is not on Brubaker’s level or some other creators, but just because you get a woman to write a female character does not automatically mean you’re going to have an improvement. Bad writing is bad writing, no matter what gender, race, politics, etc.
– Tumblr user comicbookwomen
Comics aside, I wearily turn my attention to the other offenders, to whom this letter is also addressed.
Warner Brothers…I honestly don’t know where to begin with you.
I understand COMPLETELY that you guys feel the need to compete with Marvel Studio and understand that the time is right to begin welcoming viewers into this wonderful universe with films that interconnect.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT MAKE THESE MOVIES JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING MARVEL COMPETITION.
I cannot stress how much we the fans (while, admittedly, more than half of which would see any movie put out by you guys) would love some quality in your films. There is so much story material out there, ripe for the adapting in which viewers (both fans and newcomers) could get on board with. Following Marvel’s lead is not a bad thing and if the internet rips you a new one for it, so what? It’ll quickly dissipate once you blow our mind holes with a flick leaving us begging for more. Nolan’s trilogy had its flaws, as did Green Lantern and Superman Returns. I wish I could say optimism was high for Man of Steel, but I ask…who the hell told you Henry Cavill can act well enough to be Superman? Did no one see The Immortals? Sure, he’s aesthetically pleasing, but that is not everything. I urge you all to choose directors who are fans of the source material, much as Jon Favreau was for the Iron Man series.
Aggressive Comix’s Geekgasm series echoed our feelings about impending movies as well.
Please, hear the cries of many and do not rush into starting a Justice League movie.
I don’t doubt for a second that another Batman story is in the works and you know what? I’ll even help you with that in my next article. I’m going to dream cast a new Batman movie and pick a story that could be wonderfully adapted and segued into a Justice League ensemble.
I feel better now that some of this is off my chest…I only hope that someone will bring you guys to your senses before fans become alienated further.
Sincerely,
Leia
An unknown box, a terrible secret, and a foolish boy whose curiosity got the best of him.
Please enter the url to a YouTube video.Sooooooooooooo yeah, this totally happened.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t happy with the results. Tell me what you thought, and if you have any recommendations of terribly smutty fan-fiction for me to read be sure to send it my way. Please remember, terrible dialogue only makes it funnier, hehe.
Ladyvader99
I went into TDKR with very low expectations as I’m not the biggest Nolan fan and I felt the prior two movies left much to be desired. As more and more was leaked from Warner Brothers itself as movie production progressed, I felt my excitement at seeing this last installment wane further, especially with the release of Catwoman’s outfit. Within the first ten minutes of seeing TDKR, I felt my apprehension disappear completely and my doubts about Anne Hathaway’s portrayal of Selina Kyle vanished completely. Redemption is the prevalent theme here and Bruce is just one of many characters seeking a clean start. The story itself was mainly cohesive, but I felt that many plot points were easily deduced as the movie bore on, be that because of the extensive amount of rumors surrounding the movie or just for being a big ole Batman geek.
Christian Bale seems to have gotten the memo and toned down his hilarious, gravelly Batman voice considerably and even through in the random line for comic relief, a much needed device among the gloom. Anne Hathaway was phenomenal as Selina Kyle, master cat thief, and she is equally sexy and formidable. Marion Cotillard was kind of bland as “Miranda Tate” and I thought Tom Hardy was fantastic as Bane…until he shed fucking tears. Michael Caine reduced me to tears each time he was on-screen and as always Morgan Freeman and Gary Oldman were fantastic in their roles as Lucius Fox and Commissioner Gordon respectively. Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character was the one I’d been waiting to see and his earnest portrayal of a cop turned detective seeking justice was fantastic.
Hans Zimmer again sets the perfect score and I won’t lie, I hummed Bane’s theme most of the way home.
Overall, it was the best in the trilogy and left one feeling complete. There was one line in Detective “John” Blake’s last scenes that pissed me off (mainly because it was so cheesy and unnecessarily brought down a strong scene) but those last frames were wonderful. I’d give TDKR 4/5 stars.
Koala
The Dark Knight Rises finished off the trilogy with style, but not the sort of style found in The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight Rises deals with the depths of Bruce Wayne’s psyche, but not in the relative terms the Batman Begins did. The stakes have been raised and instead of rising to a crescendo, TDKR strikes a heavy chord from the get go and carries it through until the very end.
For music buffs you will hear Hans Zimmer’s wonderful take on Bane’s theme echo throughout the ENTIRE movie. From beginning to end there is almost no moment without a version of the Bane chant, whether percussive or full on chant, reverberating throughout the darkly lit scenes. This makes the moments when there is just silence all the more effective, to the point I got chills at times.
People worried that Anne Hathaway wouldn’t deliver as Catwoman, and need to shut up and go see the movie. She delivers along with the rest of the cast. Tom Hardy as Bane feels evil. There’s a moment in the dark when Batman attempts to use the darkness against Bane…. And the bubbling rage Bane keeps beneath his strange demeanor bursts forth.
All and all, TDKR completes the trilogy with the same technical competence and intense visuals we have come to expect from Christopher Nolan, but this time the story feels like it elevates to greater heights. Few trilogies feel fully realized from start to finish (The Matrix, The new SW movies, Mission Impossible), but this has been a successful run and stands up there with some of the best (Toy Story, Mad Max, Evil Dead, and the Dollars Trilogy).
Brittzkrieg
I love, and have loved, the Nolan Treatment of The Batman. I think it is true, gritty and has a great appeal to draw people in. The Dark Knight Rises is absolutely a testament to this.
I think, also, that Christian Bale has evolved into his role as Bruce Wayne incredibly well and aged the character perfectly.
When you first see him as young, upstart Bruce in “Begins” he is rash, too quick, almost too intense in his desire to achieve his end goals and bring justice.
In TDKR, if you pay attention, the fight scenes are not as fast, not as lightening movement like as three films ago. Which I believe is perfect. Bruce has aged, physically in a harsh way (Bruce, you have no cartilage in your knees) and has aged mentally.
His movements in TDKR are heavy. They are almost “Old Man Muscle” heavy. You can feel that each punch is an effort for him, that he feels each impact more and that they mean more.
I like Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. She is classy, which to me, exudes more sex appeal for that character than anything. You see very little of her skin at all in the movie, which makes her even better in the role.
Michael Caine. Need I say more? Caine, as Alfred, will forevermore be one of my favorite movie characters. Ever. You make Alfred cry? I will cry. I did.
Morgan Freeman, you are right there with Caine. I love how funny-old-fellow Freeman makes Fox.
Joseph Gordon Levitt is also another supporting character that really moved the movie along. A great side story, a well executed character and just the right amount of youthful inflection that a serious film needs.
Now Bane. My only qualm with Bane was the voice. To me, although I liked the way it sounded, I felt it was too aristocratic, too elocution lessons for the character. I feel that a character from such a dark place should not sound practical. He sounded too much like a professor. Also, someone answer this me, if that thing is on his face all the time, how does Bane eat?
However, Tom Hardy, my hat is off to you for an amazing performance. At the end there, at the “moment of realization” my heart broke for you and your sad, twisted back story.
I loved it. I want to see it again and again.
Crabacca
I know I’m going to catch some major flak for this, but I’m going to say it anyway.
I wasn’t impressed.
The first two installations of the Nolan trilogy were great. They had a realistic theme as they removed the fantastical and supernatural from the Batman story. However, even while doing this they managed to stay true to one of the crucial elements of Batman. That being, Bruce Wayne is Batman, not the other way around. When his parents were brutally gunned down before him, Bruce broke. It was the beginning of The Batman, Gotham’s one true Dark Knight. What Nolan has managed to do in this final installment is bring an end to his tale. Not Batman’s. The action scenes were great, and some of the acting was truly spectacular, but as the film progressed I felt less like I was watching Batman, and more like I was simply watching a Nolan superhero film where the main character dresses as a bat.
Not to spoil the movie, but there are things Bruce does that go against the very character of Batman…not to mention the inconsistencies, such as Bruce being a decrepit cripple from his injuries in The Dark Knight…but not only healing from a broken back in 5 months….but coming back better. I just…it wasn’t my Batman film.
Many superheroes have been around for decades upon decades, so it’s no surprise that some have racked up quite an impressive hook-up list. While some couples have failed to stand the test of time (or some Crisis or another), we can still root for our favorite pairings all we want. After all, it’s comics; no one stays dead forever. Which leads me to this week’s ship: B-man and Kitty Cat. Selina and Bruce. Catwoman and Batman.
The current incarnation of the duo meets up to bang on the occasional rooftop (with the costumes on;), but the Bat/Cat ship has been going strong for almost as long as the big man has worn the cowl and cape. While Bruce’s origins have stayed relatively stable throughout the years (rich, dead parents, an Alfred, etc), Selina’s past has been altered so many times that it’s no wonder she’s not running around Gotham as Pandawoman or something. However, whether former prostitute, flight attendant, or street urchin, Catwoman has always maintained everything from a purrrfectly flirtatious and antagonistic relationship with Bruce to becoming his confidant, ally, and friend. Lets not forget that Selina is often keeper of Batman’s most guarded secret: his identity. It’s love, folks.
Costumes changed, Gotham changed, but the fact remains that there will always be a third party to the Cat/Bat ship: He is the Dark Knight of Gotham, its guardian and best detective, and she is a thief and a whip-wielding rogue. Perhaps this little problem can best be seen during the Hush storyline when, just as those crazy masks seem to work their shit out, the Bruce’s distrust of Selina ultimately ends the affair.
Even when Catwoman is at her least villainous, splitting her time between stealing only the most necessary feline related artifacts and working as the vigilante of the East End, they just can’t seem to make it work. The fact is, Bruce doesn’t belong to himself so long as Batman belongs to Gotham. The tragedy of their relationship is that Selina would have to give up Catwoman to be with Bruce, but Bruce can never give up being Batman. Since she’s a sassy kitty, I’m sure Selina could handle no part of that unbalanced relationship and would bristle at the very thought.
But no worries, some of the best Bruce/Selina moments have occurred amidst all this angst and during periods of not hooking up. A personal favorite occurs in Catwoman volume 3 when Batman brings baby Helena(poor little Helena, I can never remember if you still exist at any given moment) a big stuffed teddy bear. Not only was this very sweet, but we got to see big bad Batman holding a toy bear. I died from the cuteness.
The point is, no matter what the current status of their relationship is (like when Bruce occasionally impregnates the daughter of his greatest enemy), something’s going on between these two and we love to see it. Here’s to hoping Nolan’s version (and more nail-chewing worthy Hathaway’s Catwoman ) gives us a good Cat/Bat depiction that pays tribute to their long history with each other.
Finally I picked a ship that wasn’t a COMPLETE pain in the ass to find swag and other goodness. enjoy!
In fanart!
On Etsy:
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Batman and Catwoman Cake Toppers can be found here for $65.00
Catwoman wedding garter can be found here for $15.00
Ginormous Poster Print can be found here for$ 18.45
Catwoman and Batman Tote can be found here for $30.00
In fanfiction!
Cat-Tales by Chris Dee the best catwoman fiction….yes.
The Bleak of Winter by Linkz1 “It’s only been a few months since Jason Todd’s death, and Bruce is incredibly shaken. He questions his own worth and what it means for him to be Batman”
Gucci and Versace by DC Luder (author has written LOTS of really well reviewed Cat and Bat stories!)”Bruce and Selina face each other for the first time since they went their separate ways after the events in Hush.”
Closure by Whitewolf (short and sweet and sad) “Catwoman says goodbye.”
Partners in Crime by Lydia Hunter “A romance novel from the original B:TAS. Bruce and Selina try to form a relationship without the masks”
Kaitlyn D’Agostino
Staff Writer
deadrabbit92@ihogeek.com
Um, Yes.
Personally I am more hyped for Prometheus than Dark Knight Rises, but only by a teensy tiny bit. This trailer seals the deal for me and Prometheus. We are getting married. Wish us well in our solemn vow.
By the way, there is probably what would be considered “A boatload of spoilers” in this trailer.
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