District 9 was amazing. Can we all just agree on that? Neill Blomkamp hit the scene hard with that movie and so did Sharlto Copley as Wickum. It brought back the missing ingredient to science fiction. It brought back a message. It wrapped this message in a universe so fully fleshed out that one couldn’t help but to be swept away in it. It captured our imaginations and gave us one of the best modern finales to date. Expectations for Elysium are high to say the least.
Elysium begins it tale with Matt Damon playing a former criminal named Max in a future where Los Angeles has become a third world wasteland. Being a former criminal is a rarity in future L.A. as everyone seems to be up to no good. On parole, Max has found a job as a line worker in a military robotics factory called Armadyne. His job is to make sure the robots, who seem to be used in all facets of upper class life, are properly irradiated. His job sucks honestly, but Max is just happy to have it and that he is working towards a better life. His life long friend, and possible love interest, Frey has just returned to L.A. and has become a nurse. They are going to get coffee together.
Up above all this, lingering in the sky like an always visible moon (except six times larger to the human eye on earth), is Elysium, a space station that is very similar to the rings in Halo. They not only can sustain life, but are extremely luxurious. Elysium has its own atmosphere, rivers, trees, parks, but most importantly has med-pods capable of everything from curing cancer to regenerating body parts all in the span of a few seconds. This Bel-Air in the sky can only be reached by space shuttle and is only available to the mega-rich (We are talking billionaires here people). To the people who live in the slums that were once known as earth, Elysium is a constant dream that is always out of reach.
But up on Elysium everything isn’t as perfect as it seems behind the scenes. Jodie Foster plays a character called Delacourt who wants to defend Elysium by very violent means, including launching missiles as cargo ships carrying stowaway immigrants, killing over forty civilians. The president of Elysium doesn’t take too kindly to this and demands that she end her violent methods and terminates the employment of her sleeper agent Kruger (Sharlto Copley) that shot down the ships. What’s her plan? To get the CEO of Armadyne (who designed Elysiums systems) to reboot the entire program and make Delacourt the president, effectively starting a coup. The CEO of Armadyne downloads the reboot program into his brain and begins making plans to return to Elysium to start the coup.
Sounds easy enough, right? Well through an interesting twist of fate, Max has an accident at the factory, is terribly irradiated to the point where he only has five days left to live, and decides that he is going to smuggle himself onto Elysium to use one of their med bays. “I’m not going to die yet”, he tells himself. Going through the black market Max has to install an outdated exo-suit into his spinal column and a large microchip into his brain that will allow him to download the contents of a wealthy Elysium residents brain. The data he retrieves will buy him a ticket on a smuggled ship to Elysium. Max just so happens to not be in the best of moods due to the questionable circumstances of his irradiation and requests that the CEO of Armadyne will be his target. See where this is going?
Long story short, Max attacks the CEO of Armadyne and gets the data that was in his brain, unaware of the value of the information. Delacourt sends her sleeper agent Kruger after Max, shootouts ensue, and eventually Max makes it to Elysium with the entire military branch hot on his heels.
By the way, Kruger (Sharlto Copley) steals the show.
So what’d I think? Well, the first third of the movie had me bowing before Neill Blomkamp and hailing him as the new king of sci-fi movies. And while the rest of the movie was visually very engaging, the action scenes were a bit sparse and underwhelming when compared to District 9. The final confrontation with Kruger felt under utilized considering the long build up for it. Matt Damon played his role well, but far too calm for the circumstances. The surgery scene had potential to really drive home what Max was doing to his body, but instead opted for a few quick-cut shots of bolts being drilled into his back instead of the actual surgery (hoping the DVD has a more intense version of it).
I loved Kruger’s interactions with Frey (played by Alice Braga), because they really fleshed out his strange mix of psychopath with a weird appeal. He tells her to close her daughters eyes, because he doesn’t like children to view violence. As menacing as that sounds, he sincerely meant it. And then he punches Frey right in the face, demanding that she continue to keep her daughters eyes closed. Every moment you see Kruger he manages to make you hate him and respect him in the same breath.
The visuals are incredible, but expected. My concern was with the guns though. In District 9 the guns are given plenty of time to shine on-screen with all their sci-fi weirdness. In Elysium the guns are typically shown once and then immediately discarded for something else. And this is a shame, because the few times they are given priority in shots they made the audience let out an audible, “Wowwwwww”.
Is it fair for me to continually compare Elysium with District 9? Of course. Same director utilizing a similar concept and including a star from the former film. District 9 will be remembered forever as a staple of the sci-fi movie genre, but Elysium will find it’s home as a popcorn movie that is more interesting than most this summer, but not interesting enough for us to remember it a few months from now.
I give Elysium an 8 out of 10 for being very, very solid, but also not breaking free from the shackles of the summer blockbuster that kept it from shining like it should.
As a young lad I used to hang out at my grandmother’s very large, very creepy house and play video games with my older, cooler cousins. Mortal Kombat, Suikoden, and Doom. Back then I would sit around starry-eyed and listen as they talked about the “next-gen” of video-games. I would ask stupid questions like, “Can I throw my sword into the ceiling, climb up on it, wait for an enemy to come around the corner and then drop on them?”. They would chuckle and say something along the lines of, “No, not yet.”
Fast forward seventeen years and Final Fantasy XV has given me my dream. Finally (pun totally intended). Not only did they give me my dream, but they added some extra special sauce on top. I can throw my sword hundreds of yards and then teleport to my sword, dangling from it in insanely cinematic situations.
With the main game and story being developed by Tetsuya Nomura (one of the main character designers of Final Fantasy VII fame and also the director of Kingdom Hearts), the combat system being developed by the Kingdom Hearts 2 team, and the cut scenes being handled by the Advent Children team we are in for one hell of a game. Don’t take my word for it though. Watch these two videos and have your mind melted. The first video has a good chunk of cut scene during the first half, but then it kicks into actual gameplay.
I’m not sure exactly what the story is yet, but it looks to me like a combination of Gangs of New York and Romeo and Juliet (specifically the struggle between the Capulet’s and Montague’s). Works for me.
Please enter the url to a YouTube video.And this video is solely gameplay footage. I think It’s interesting how your other party members interact with you in a completely organic way.
Please enter the url to a YouTube video.Fulfilling a fantasy that I never knew I had is the Xbox One exclusive Titanfall. This new dream of mine is to eject from a mech on the verge of fiery explosion, rocket into the sky, land on the roof of the opposing mech, and unload a full clip into its skull, sentencing it to the same death it attempted against me.
The Call of Duty influence is obvious as the game is being made by Respawn Studios, the company founded by Jason West and Vince Zampella (the co-founders of Infinity Ward who took most of their team with them when they were fired for “insubordination”). Luckily, they have chosen to not simply retread the same foot-steps the Call of Duty franchise has been burning out and instead took a fresh approach.
This game is it is a combination of giant robot fighting, Call of Duty, and Mirror’s Edge parkour. Oh, and rocket packs like in Vanquish. Yep. I’m buying it.
Please enter the url to a YouTube video.And then came Bayonetta 2. If you haven’t played and beaten Bayonetta 1 I implore you, nay… I beg thee to do so. There’s an anime by the name of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan where with every episode the show grows more and more over the top until the end where they are literally throwing solar systems at each as ninja stars. Bayonetta embraces this sort of audacity and revels in the set pieces that will have you simeoutaneously saying, “WTF HAHA!” and, “YESSSS!!!”.
The trailer for Bayonetta 2 shows off the heroines cute new hair style and then starts off at 100% over-the-top. This game. Is going to be. In-sane.
Please enter the url to a YouTube video.As I’ve said before, is there anything more touching than a hideous prawn lovingly making a little tin flower for his soul mate in the midst of a South African landfill?
Fans of the alien drama and all-around love story “District 9” know there isn’t. Therefore, here’s the perfect display of Mother’s Day affection, Wikus Van Der Meer-style, for all those Moms, Wives and Mee-Maws with exceptional taste in discarded metallic trash.
I realize none of you (to my knowledge) have alien pincer-like claws capable of both ripping apart enemies and lovingly bending steel scraps into delicate floral designs, so I’ve made Wikus’s idea a little more human-friendly.
Anyone who has ever made a tissue paper or bathroom tissue flower in grade school should be able to do this without too many problems. If you haven’t then (sniff) I’m sorry you’re lacking this happy childhood memory, but this should still be easy. I made this craft with my 9-year-old (who I won’t even let see “District 9” for a few years) and she did a stellar, or should I say interstellar job!
Let’s get started:
Pop quiz time: Name the two things the following movies have in common: “Terms of Endearment, “Steel Magnolias” “Sex and the City: The Movie” and “Beaches.”
Answer:
- They are all on the “Top 10” or “Top 20” lists from several movie sites of the best Chick Flicks of all time, and
- I couldn’t sit through any of these if you had me tied up Droog-style in a straight jacket.
You know the drill, geek moms, we try and try to fit in and get with the program. We give these saccharine romances and strong-yet-sensitive “himbos” a go, but halfway through the weepy, sappy, whiney, everyone’s dying and hugging, and way, way, waaaaay-too-beautiful women to be having man trouble movies we think “Gerard Butler looked so much better lopping heads off Persians in red skivvies…. lose the polo and Dockers, dude and yell ‘SPARTAAAA!’”
There is a truth we geek moms must face: we have our own definition of “chick flick” and it isn’t heavy on the “chick.” We know what we want — and it all comes from comic books. Yes we are women, and we have our emotional, romantic, motherly cinematic needs, but make no mistake, we get them met through different means, often with body armor, super heroes, alien invasions, capes, death rays and a bat signal.
Therefore, through completely scientific and hormonal means, here are all the elements “experienced” movie critics say make a great “chick flick” easily found in Comic Book/Sci-Fi properties.