I did not know I’d be here a month ago. In case you completely missed it, I’ve been reading the first book in the Song of Ice and Fire series as my punishment challenge for GoTMonth here at Sub-cultured. Here I am, thirty days later, writing a “Ship of the Month” post for you lovely people. (And because I’m going to continue reading, please PLEASE don’t leave any spoilers in the comments.)
“How after one month and one book are you writing a Ship of the Month article about GoT, JenSnow? This may be the question you’d like to ask me before reading the following article.
The answer is shut your mouth, I have a shipper’s heart and it beats strong within me.
However, as most find out the hard way, Martin loves to kill off characters faster than Arya can catch a cat, and it’s hard to ship a couple when one or both of them are dead. Instead of tears I focused on a ship that makes my heart soar, AND isn’t about romance at the same time.
I present to you: Jon Snow and Ghost, the only characters worthy to sit on the Iron Throne, in my opinion. (well alright. ONLY might be a stretch. And anyhow I wouldn’t wish that on them. The throne isn’t comfortable and they deserve some comfort.)
Here’s why this “ship”, which sails on platonic Bro-y waters, beat out some of the other, weak-as-hell pairings from Game of Thrones:
JON AND GHOST WOULD NEVER BETRAY EACH OTHER
Joff and Sansa were super cute up until the whole cutting-off-her-fathers-head-and-being-a-real-prick-about-it situation. Sansa’s fairytale was crushed in an instant when her prince turned evil, though frankly it was moving in that direction anyhow when Lady was murdered in cold blood by her awful father who may or may not have had it coming.
Ghost is always loyal to Jon, staying by his side no matter how slowly winter is coming or how cold it gets on top of the wall or how many gross dead banshees stick their fingers in Jon’s mouth. Jon, likewise, makes sure Ghost gets lots of bones and scraps from the table, and allows him to attack people in the forest if he wants. When Jon goes out for his accidental first rangering experience, Ghost is close behind. When Jon is whining and crying like a baby in his quarters, Ghost doesn’t even snap a pic or sub-tweet about annoying roommates. True loyalty.
JON SNOW AND GHOST ARE NOT UNKIND HUMANS
Catelyn and NotRobb are nice, they like each other enough, and their kids are pretty stellar. But Cat’s a super unpleasant human to be around if you’re Jon Snow…and we all want to be Jon Snow. Not to mention, now NotRobb doesn’t have a head anymore, which is probably going to start to fester and smell soon.
Jon has never been anything but lovely and sassy. He saved the direwolves to begin with, didn’t he? And he took Samwisell under his wing and gave up the touch of a lady to protect the realm. He’s nice to Arya even when others in the kingdom are rude to her. Ghost is a wolf, not a human, so even if he were unpleasant, this one wouldn’t apply to him.
JON SNOW AND GHOST HAVE SURVIVED (So Far?)
I really love Drogo and Dany together, and I was really looking forward to Drogo tapping into his paternal side as his dragonhorse child grew up. But alas it was not to be. Drogo’s tapped out for the big pasture in the sky and Dany’s left with….well alright she’s got dragons so she’s probably doing alright.*
*I know she’s grief-stricken. Trust me—if I CRIED reading her story, then it’s certain she cried living it. This is all real life, right?
So far (fingers crossed extra tight on this one) Jon and Snow have survived—and done so with very minimal injuries. I would be much more weary of their fate had I not been watching bits and pieces of the show all along, and known full-well that they’re still kickin’ it Black Brother style. Further more, the reason one is alive frequently has to do with the other protecting their buddy. Now they have a sword so their odds are better. I mean if the other men with swords are any indication, it’s a very small amount better. But better nonetheless?
INCEST
That’s right, Cersei. I’m giving you and your golden brother the stink eye.
Jon and Ghost keep things platonic. Besides, Jon isn’t a furry, and Ghost isn’t into hairless dogs. It’s nothing personal.
ONLY SHOWING UP IN THE LAST HUNDRED PAGES
Shae. Where you been, girl? You cute.
Jon and Ghost are around from the beginning. They’re almost “being around” hipsters in the GoT universe. In fact…isn’t Jon older than Robb? Bueller?
GREAT SO WHERE CAN WE GET MORE OF THESE ADORABLE FOOLS?
Check out that Etsy noise
Fancy Jon and Ghost figurines.This super cute bag in various sizes.
And this necklace made of pages from the book.
Want to see what Jen knows? It’s not much, but she’s keeping track in our GoT Virgin Diaries column.
Fanart credits: ichan-again, aznnerd, fdasuarez
So you watch Game of Thrones and maybe have delved into reading the five published books of A Song of Ice and Fire. At an average of a thousand pages each, the casual reader probably wouldn’t be able to survive a round of trivia on Quiz-Up. Luckily for the future George R. R. Martin scholars, there are some pretty serious A Song of Ice and Fire fans here at Sub-Cultured who want to help you on your first, second, and third re-read. Collectively we’ve probably read the whole series over 20 times and have spent hours discussing and analyzing our favorite theories and characters. It’s too much, we know, but it does mean that we’ve accumulated some good tips on how to digest the infamously dense series.
1) Get the Audio Books
To the purists who love experiencing books as word on a page, I’m one of you, I promise. But the audio books as narrated, nay, performed by Roy Dotrice (who had a small role on Game of Thrones as the pyromancer Hallyne) are an experience unto themselves.
The masterful actor gives each and every one of the 200+ characters their own distinct voices with accents to match their origins as well as melody to the many songs in the series. If the HBO adaptation disappointed you because of its deviations from the text, the audio books will bring the words and world just as alive as watching a multi-million dollar production. Plus, if re-reading the whole epic seems daunting, maybe 100 hours of audio is less so. Ok, maybe not. But the audio tracks will free your hands up to go about your life while taking in the saga in a new way. For a sample, check out the recording of the infamous fight between Gregor Clegane and Prince Oberyn.
2) Pick up the short stories and The World of Ice and Fire.
While waiting for the 6th book of the series, The Winds of Winter, stay in-universe with several novellas about some long-dead Targaryen royalty.
Tales of Dunk and Egg
So far this is a trilogy of short stories that take place about 100 years before the events of Game of Thrones and includes the adventures of Ser Duncan the Tall and his Squire, the future King Aegon V (brother of Maester Aemon). The current novellas are The Hedge Knight, The Sworn Sword, and The Mystery Knight, but Martin has promised that more are coming after the trilogy is published as a single collection later this year.
There are also two novellas, The Princess and the Queen and The Rogue Prince (both originally published as part of separate anthologies) about the oft referenced Dance of Dragons, a war between Princess Rhaenyra and her younger half-brother and future King Aegon. Both are “written” by Archmaester Gyldayn.
The World of Ice and Fire
These are all excellent additions to the canon, but the real cornerstone to any dragon-obsessed fan’s collection is the World of Ice and Fire compendium. While, disappointingly, it only includes sparse information about the houses of Westeros and lands beyond, the devotion the book has to the Targaryen kings and kin makes it a must-read for those who want to track the many instances of repeated history in the main series. Plus, the art is unbelievable.
3) Get a map
The next few tips will be devoted to developing your own theories and analyzing the most popular ones. For this, a map is essential. Westeros and Essos are huge continents. So some of what you hope will happen or could happen in a certain time frame is simply impossible because everything and everyone is so damn far apart. It’s taken 5 books to grow a rideable dragon and without one, it may take an entire novel for a character to get from The Wall to Dorne.
The Lands of Ice and Fire map collection is beautiful. I have the full map of Westeros hanging on my wall for quick reference and also because I’m a bit nuts. The collection came with maps of several major cities as well as a second world map, which tracks all the major characters’ movements in the first five novels. But you may want make marks of your own to do incredibly necessary things like tracking the estimated sightings of long-lost Nymeria’s wolf pack. There are so many pieces in this game to win the Iron Throne; keep track of them!
4) Check out this fan-compiled timeline
Obviously there is so much going on in Westeros at once that it can be difficult to keep in mind the fact that many of the point of view chapters in each book are happening simultaneously. There are often clues in the text, but we can only imagine how difficult it would be to keep track of the events of A Feast for Crows and A Dance of Dragons, which run on parallel timelines. Luckily for re-readers, you don’t have to! A Song of Ice and Fire‘s fandom is a huge and devoted community, and several fans were nice enough to work together to make an estimated timeline of every event from the first five books and available chapters from the sixth book available to us.
5) Remember these essential questions when developing theories: What characters know about it and what purpose would it serve?
Do you think Maggie the Frog will be revealed as Jon’s true mother? Have you theorized that character X is probably Syrio Forel in disguise? WHO IS COLD HANDS?
Listen, it doesn’t matter how wacky your theory is, but remember that these are novels, so twists and turns must serve some sort of narrative or produce a bit of character development.
For example, one of the most popular theories is that Prince Rhaegar and Lyanna Stark are the parents of Jon Snow. One of the many reasons that this theory is so solid is because it passes these two qualifications: it keeps up the “ice and fire” motif, it opens up a whole lot of possibilities for Jon and if it’s true, some living characters could definitely know about it. For one, the two Reed children, whose father was at Ned’s side when Lyanna died, are in the perfect position just beyond The Wall to let Jon know that everything he knew about himself was a lie (kidding!). And honestly, what is the purpose of revealing Jon’s parentage if he never finds out?
6) Join a Discussion Community
Maybe if, after every time you finished the series, you started from the beginning again, you’d catch every prophecy and clue and hint for things to come. We think that’s a little much. We love A Song of Ice and Fire but it doesn’t have to be the last books that you ever read. For that reason, different online communities are perfect. You’ll never remember everything, but re-reading with a horde of other fans will make the whole thing a lot more fun. We’re fans of the Reddit of Ice and Fire and the discussion boards from Tower of the Hand (which hosted a big re-reading event not too long ago)
There are some pretty serious writers out there who love dissecting the text way more than we’d ever be willing to! Below is a list of our favorite blogs
The War and Politics of Ice and Fire for some unparalleled in-depth analysis of military strategies and political moves.
ASOIAF University A collection of metas (critical essays or analysis), gathered from across tumblr
GRRM’s Blog Goes without saying that checking in with the big man is a good idea
The Great Northern Conspiracy Begin with this popular and in-depth theory, but beware how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Inn at the Crossroads Ok, not a critical blog, but one that has created detailed recipes for the dishes that are described in the books.
7) Pay attention to dreams and prophecies
Most readers are usually just as surprised as Ned was to find out that the main character in the first book was beheaded and then completely shocked to read the events of the Red Wedding two books later. However, as most people who have re-read the series are eager to point out (whether you invite them to or not), there’s tons of foreshadowing, including dreams and loaded conversations between characters, that should have warned you that something was going down at The Twins. Unfortunately, that means you probably shouldn’t skim through Bran’s 10th wolf dream, even if it means having to suffer through a description of Summer chomping down on a small animal for the 10th time.
What about you, ASOIAF community? Any advice for your fellow fans?
A Game of Thrones. A book, a show, and to some… a religion. A religion whose deity (George R. R. Martin) rarely grants you new passages in your holy book. But when he does, festivals are thrown. Virgins are sacrificed. And then more is demanded.
Luckily for me, I was watching the show instead of reading the books (hold off on nerd raging me for just a moment). I just finished season 2. And now I demand more.
So now…. I shall begin reading the books. And along my journey I shall keep a diary of my thoughts and feelings in an attempt to be humorous, thoughtful, and so inspiring you name your first child after me. I will compare my high expectations with the reality of the pages put before me. I… have a dream!
But until then, let me use the power of internet memes to summarize my thoughts on Game of Thrones characters. I will attempt to summarize a character with two memes or less if possible.
Obviously, there will be spoilers. If you don’t like spoilers then I assure you that you are an idiot if you keep reading without reading or watching the show first.
First up is Ned Stark……..
So he deserved three for being Sean Bean. And we all know Sean Bean is awesome at dying.
Next up is his loving wife, Catelyn Stark, that likes to do things that make me angry.
Followed by Ned Stark’s bastard son, Jon Snow.
And their tomboy daughter, Arya Stark.
And another Stark, Sansa Stark. Yeah, there are a lot of little Stark’s.
You can’t forget the Stark’s oldest son, Robb (with two B’s, because it makes sense?). Robb unfortunately has a bad habit of his fathers….
Bran Stark, who has quite an unfortunate series of events.
And easily the most important character in all of the show…. *drumroll please* Rickon Stark, ladies and gentlemen!!
And that sums it up for the House of Stark! Next time I’ll do the House of Lannister. That’ll be a fun one.
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