1. More dialogue exists in Wall-E than this movie. More dialogue might also exist in the silent movies of the 1920s.
2. The troll with no eyes and no limbs deserves justice and if you don’t think that what Legolas did to him was a hate crime you’re wrong. Also maybe that’s where Legolas got his eyes from and that’s why he has special abilities?
3. The reason there are so many white men is because they are all just cardboard stand-in versions of one guy. They didn’t want to invest too much in the movie, because the whole point of it was to wring the IP of every last penny, so a few corners were cut.
4. Orcs have temper problems but, much like the rancor, it is not their fault. As the legendary writer Lady Gaga would say, “baby, you were born this way.” I mean the rancor wasn’t–he was tortured and starved by Jabba–but the Orcs, they were definitely born that way.
5. The fact that this movie is named “The Hobbit” is actually a huge spoiler as he is the only character who survives to the end, where the true nature of the film is revealed. It is a tragic commentary on the growing affinity for socialism in America. Do you really want to be Bilbo in an empty hobbit hole? No? Then don’t vote for Obama.
6. Bard and Thorin at the wall was the first and last time Thorin ever listened to shit. You think the dwarf king needs to subject himself to such humility? He does not. Humility cannot be measured in gold and therefore does not concern the king. Further more:
7. The king only listens to the king… Unless he is being swallowed up by some weird gold dream. Also is he really ever listening if he hasn’t dramatically announced it? No. The answer is no.
8. Thorin’s gold floor was real but Dumbledore’s beard was 30% CGI.
9. No potatoes were harmed in the making of this film, though Peter Jackson’s reputation with women took a massive hit.
10. Rancors are still cool and cute.Jen Schiller
Staff Writer
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Five friends walk into a bar. Then another. And another…
The World’s End is a movie about five high school friends who once attempted to drink a pint at each of the twelve bars in their town. This feat is referred to as the golden mile, but they couldn’t quite pull it off. Their fearless leader (Simon Pegg) walks around in a black trench coat, combat boots, and a punk rock attitude about anything and everything. His right hand man (Nick Frost) always has his back. Their three other friends (Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, and Eddie Marsan) and mainly along for the ride. Years pass. They lose touch with one another. Everyone moves on in life except for Gary King (Simon Pegg). So he gets the gang back together to attempt to finish the golden mile, hoping that it will fill the hole that has become his life.
Okay, so we all saw Shaun of the Dead right? What about Hot Fuzz? Some loved the first and weren’t really down with Hot Fuzz. Those people were wrong. Hot Fuzz is great. Taking the formula that worked so well in those two movies, The World’s End decides to flip Nick Frost and Simon Pegg from their usual character roles. This time, Simon Pegg is the bumbling idiot, while Nick Frost plays the level-headed one. The good is that Nick Frost pulls off the role switch with colors, giving an impassioned strength to the character. The bad is that Simon Pegg pulls of the idiot, but can’t quite give him the endearing likeability that Frost normally does.
The first two acts of the movie are tightly weaved, supplying several fun moments. The cinematography is hands down the best of the three, with Edgar Wright’s love of quick-cut, adrenaline fueled expositions showing his experience from the past few movies he’s done come full circle. The choreographer from the past few movies returns as well. Learn her name.
Litza Bixler.
She is wonderful and The World’s End is easily her crowning achievement in choreography, with fight scenes that would fall to pieces in less capable hands.
In fact, The World’s End can be summed up by the choreography and cinematography. Edgar Wright shines as a director. Litza Bixler knocks it out with the choreography. The third act though? Frankly, it was a let down. The final joke gets a bit stretched out and heavy-handed. The time wasted in this scene could have been used to show off more of the rich back story between the five friends. Luckily, there is a fun little epilogue that ties things up without giving the typical “happy ending”.
This is a small complaint and the movie is a good time, but definitely not as powerful as Shaun of the Dead or as thrilling as Hot Fuzz.
I give The World’s End a 7 out of 10.
Johnny Townsend
Staff Writer
Koala@ihogeek.com
We can’t deny that the Lord of the Rings trilogy left us all with the hope, however vague, that The Hobbit would make it’s way to the big screen. Most of that was dashed when a director failed to be set in stone, for how could anyone other than Peter Jackson do it justice?
Luckily the majority of us were pleased, so if you’d like, check out our thoughts below and let us know what you thought about this most recent journey into Middle Earth.
Ladyvader99
Just like the opening hums to “Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold”, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey resonated inside my very inner geek core. It was a book I’d read repeatedly as a kid so for me, this movie (as will it’s subsequent sequels) had a lot of expectations to live up to. While the added content slightly slowed the pacing of the movie down (as expected from the thinnest Middle Earth book stretched to three movies), it was something I enjoyed from beginning to end. Martin Freeman is perfection in playing timid-at-first reluctant hero, Bilbo Baggins and is matched only by Richard Armitage as the hardened Dwarf King, Thorin Oakenshield. Humor certainly wove its way into the story, from a riddle war to disgustingly grotesque goblins to the brown wizard Radagast himself. So, what can you expect from The Hobbit if you haven’t seen it yet?
If you’re a fan of the LoTR trilogy, you will be in love with the music, the effects, and the characters.
If you weren’t a fan of the LoTR trilogy, I can imagine this might be more of the same for you.
THIS is a fairytale for the ages.
THIS is the story we should be telling our children as they fall asleep dreaming of dragons, dwarven kings, goblins in the underbelly of the world, and of course…that good will triumph over evil.
SamIAm
“I have loved film for a long time, especially fantasy films. Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Willow, Conan the Barbarian, and many others filled my childhood and awakened my imagination. But none did more for my burgeoning desire to create than Lord of the Rings. I owned every one of the cartoons that were released and watched them obsessively; I would borrow the BBC radio play from the library every chance I got and spent hours listening to the story that would play out in my imagination. Even more important than The Lord of the Rings was a much smaller story: The Hobbit. The Hobbit taught me that whimsy and epic adventure could exist side by side. It awakened dreams of dragon hordes, and magnificent eagles. Of loyalty and loss, but most of all it taught me that even the smallest being could change the course of the world. That is what I wanted from the film The Hobbit, and that is what I got. It sent shivers down my spine when the dwarves sang of their lost home. I felt like I was 5 years old again, reading one chapter at a time with my mom, feeling the excitement of a new discovery on every page. While there are things that I can say about the pacing (drawn out in some places as Peter Jackson is apt to do), or the dialogue which had some inconsistencies which puzzled me; there is not one bone in my body that isn’t screaming, “I don’t care!” I’ve been waiting for this movie since I saw the poster for Fellowship of the Ring as a little kid. I’ve been waiting for this movie since I read the first line of The Hobbit with my mom. I’ve been waiting for a long time, and Peter Jackson gave it to me. Thank you Mr. Jackson, for understanding my passion and the passion of millions of others who first discovered that “In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.” and never looked back. ”
Crabacca
“An Unexpected Journey, indeed. The Hobbit provided a much lighthearted look at the Tolkien universe; one filled with songs and dances, but also with some of the greatest fights scenes this decade. The film went above and beyond my personal expectations, leaving me wanting for more. Between the epic escape from the goblin hordes, to Thorin’s bad ass slow walk of badassdom, The Hobbit is a welcome edition to Peter Jackson’s look into Middle Earth. The film also excels at its 3D application, with only some minor discomfort adjusting to the high frame rate. This is definitely one film you do NOT want to miss.”
Jenisaur
“It’s no secret that I love the book upon which The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is based, and so I was very excited that there would FINALLY be a movie adaptation of the Lord of the Rings prequel. When it was announced there would be THREE movies, my excitement turned to apprehension. The apprehension transformed back into excitement as I watched the first of the trilogy in IMAX 3D on Thursday night. I can’t find much to complain about, except perhaps that I thought the trolls, goblins and orcs were all cut from the same aesthetic stylings and I wish there had been more variations in their designs. Martin Freeman makes a phenomenal Bilbo; the accidental hero time after time of the dwarven quest to reclaim the Lone Mountain. There wasn’t much of The Hobbit book in An Unexpected Journey, but that was okay, because the scenes and exposition that Jackson chose to add did what he promised they would do: they fleshed out the simple story to an epic history of Middle Earth, and while some people may think he’s overstaying his welcome, I’m busy cheering ‘Two more films! Two more films!’
P.S. Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield is, simply put, spectacular.”
Koala
“I saw The Hobbit on Saturday in IMAX 3D at 48fps. Being a wanna-be film maker I spend a lot of time studying silly things like frame rate, exposure, depth of field, and a whole lot of film elements that people don’t normally care about. Well, when I heard The Hobbit was going to be made in 48 fps, against the industry standard, I pretty much flipped out in the best possible way. 24 fps (‘frames per second’ for the uninitiated) has been the industry standard since the 1930’s. Why? Was it because it pleases our eyes more? Does it give a ‘cinematic’ quality to a motion picture? Nope; 24 frames per second was chosen simply because it was ‘the slowest (and thus cheapest) speed which allowed for sufficient sound quality’ as Wikipedia’s article on the history of film will tell you (although it is fairly common knowledge among film makers, even fledglings like myself). So for the past eighty years we have been using 24 fps simply because it USED TO be cheap, but somewhere along the way we grew accustomed to this style. It’s even a comforting look to us now. For example, have you ever used a video camera and shot a graduation, party, or you and your friends, but couldn’t figure out why everything looked ‘unusual’? It’s because most video cameras are naturally set to 30 fps and thus your eyes are seeing more every second. 24 fps, being a ‘low’ frame rate, makes film look unusually choppy and action scenes in particular tend to have a lot of motion blur. In modern cinema though this is what we have come to accept as a desired look.
Peter Jackson basically said, ‘Fuck that! Let’s do something that makes sense’.
The proposed benefits of 48 fps were that it would add a large sense of clarity to every scene and would give the audience the feeling they were really part of the film, especially considering how liberally Peter Jackson uses sweeping vistas. The downside was that movie theaters don’t have 48 fps projectors so only some will upgrade, since it is untested as to whether audiences will take to it and if it is worth the investment.
So how did the results turn out? In my opinion it was a step by step process, with the first step being a large dose of, ‘What the fuckkkkkkkk’. The first ten minutes of the movie were hard to wrap my mind around the extra motion. Everything seemed “too real” and not in a good way. It was very clear that everything was fake, and it was hard to undo so many years of being conditioned to the slower speed.
The next step was unexpected. Once Gandalf appeared and began dialogue with Bilbo, the 48 fps started to make sense. It gave the interactions between characters a very ‘living’ feel to them and my eyes had begun to grow accustomed to the change.
By the time Balin appeared and began eating Bilbo out of house and home, its charm was undeniable. It felt as if I was watching a play from the front row, but with the added benefit of it being a film. This allowed for the warmth of a live show, but with the ability for instant scene changes. I was relatively pleased with the 48 fps, but understood it would be a large pill for many to swallow.
And then it happened. Bilbo attempted to free the ponies from the trolls and without spoiling the scene, I became a devout acolyte of 48 fps. The way the fps allows the CGI to flourish while interacting with live action is unprecedented. There is no proper comparison, in my opinion. It is how I hope all action films look in the future *knocks on wood*.
The rest of the film continued to sell me on the new tech while remaining charming. A few scenes scattered throughout the film rise above the simple charm though and become the previously mentioned powerhouse of an experience. The potential seems huge in the future if other movies utilize the tech properly.
I swore I wouldn’t blindly accept this new tech if it wasn’t good. I won’t accept it just for the sake of it being different. I wasn’t forced into any tough decision at all though. It’s merits were obvious to me and the packed theater around me.
Aside from about two minutes of footage that had a very ‘video game’ look to it, and the initial shock of the new style, I have nothing negative to say about it other than the fact that tickets cost a lot for all the added tech. I understand this and I’m sure the movie is exceptional without it, but I can’t encourage one to dish out the extra dough if you don’t have it. It lived up to it’s title of An Unexpected Journey.”