0% Match | 0% Enemy
Oneiric_Dustlord7
3rd of the Endless, Changeable, The Dreaming
My Self-Summary:
I am Morpheus, Dream of the Endless and Lord L’Zoril. We have met. Perhaps when we did you named me Lord of Stories, The Sandman, Wesley Dodds or interim master of Hell. No matter. You have known me intimately, if only from a certain point of view. Welcome.
What I’m Doing With My Life:
I have many responsibilities and little time or interest in enumerating them to you. My realm is infinite and my service is endless.
Desire here.
You’ll have to excuse my brother, though I never will. Let me warn you, admirer, that he is stuffy, stupid, and thinks he knows everything, and there’s just something about him that gets on my nerves. But step forward, any being who thinks that they can distract the Lord of Naps from his work, and I shall make him want you.
I’m Really Good At:
An inane question. I am and do what I am. I am “good” at no more than is my responsibility.
Hi There! We most likely don’t know each other! I’m Death.
Nice of you to drop by my little brother’s profile (full disclosure: I made him make one). He just gets so wrapped up in work sometimes that it’s like he forgets that he’s a multi-aspected personification of unreality with real needs. He’s very well spoken, loves stories and travel, and is one of the most creative people that I’ve ever met after maybe my sister, Delirium. Plus, if you’re into that whole tall, dark, and brooding thing, you probably couldn’t find anyone more that type.
Oh, due to a few uh…sort of bad endings to some of his past relationships, don’t message if you’re a mortal from any galaxy, plane, or sentient form of matter. It just wouldn’t work out between you and Morpheus, even though I’m sure that you’re very nice. By the way, if you are mortal then I’ll be seeing you :)
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
All inspiration comes from The Dreaming, which is of course, myself. Therefore all art that is made or never made springs from my realm. How then could I select one from of many?
Though I do suppose I enjoy some of the work, both written and never to be written, of a dreamer whom I took great care to inspire called Neil Gaiman. Even if fully appreciating several of his more allusive works requires far too much time cross-referencing in Lucien’s Library.
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit:
I…
You Should Message Me If:
Um yeah, It’s Death again. Morpheus needs a moment. He’s very in touch with him emotions, which is great if you’re looking for a really committed and deep relationship, don’t you think? So don’t let the downpour turn you off. He’s also got a castle!
Quite the catch is our Lord of Dreaming. Be warned, he’s not into long distance relationships, so if you’re not ready to move in he may just toss you in a cage in hell for just under 10,00o years…
What other characters are you dying to make a love connection with? We’ve already featured Thanos, Red Skull, and Ramsay Bolton.
100% Match | 100% Enemy
Delirium_7end
Little/Big/Eternal/Young, HERE
My Self-Summary:
Um Hi? Have you seen my dog? He smells about this big and looks like my big dreamy brother but only because they both walk with me sometimes when I ask. Sometimes.
I like popcorn and spaces between places. You have some goo in your eye. Just there. You got it. Keep it.
What I’m Doing With My Life:
I somewhen am Delight…but I don’t really remember where or how or why. My dog is telling me he’s right behind me. I hope that means he’s found Delight. She would like a dog right then. I am going to see my brother now. He is saying that he doesn’t have my dog and that my dog is right behind me. I will say, “Delightful.”
I’m Really Good At:
Making fish out of nothing and nothing out of fish.
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
Destiny likes his big book of everything, Dream likes Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind because he said he wrote it, Despair hates Netflix, Death likes Tori Amos, and Desire likes chocolate mooses and told me that once. I like Destruction because he likes my dog.
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit:
Vitreous humor is the name of the gunky jelly stuff in people’s eyes.
You Should Message Me If:
I will message you. I swear. I promise. Okay, Cupid?
Want to connect with any of your other favorite characters on OkCupid? Let us know! We’ve already made love connections for Game of Throne’s Ramsay Snow, and Marvel’s Thanos and Red Skull!
A few months ago, we were surprised by Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s announcement that he’d be producing a Sandman film with the blessing from creator Neil Gaiman. Then, we were teased by writer Jack Thorne’s attachment to the project. Now, as fans twiddle their thumbs waiting for more updates, I’d like to offer an argument for the casting of our beloved brooding Dream Lord.
Some e-whispers suggest that Don Jon himself should don Morpheus’ oneiric cowl. Why not? He’s pale with dark dressings and has dabbled in the DC universe before. Others like our own ethereal editor, Leia, champions more maturity in the master of disguise, Doug Jones. On the other hand, Gaiman put forward the razor-sharp cheekbones of Tom Hiddleston or Benedict Cumberbatch for his two cents.
What is my informed and corrected opinion on who should be cast, you ask, nay, you beg? All of the actors, or at least as many as could be seamlessly cut into a scene.
Hear me out. One reason among many that makes Sandman one of the most preeminent comic series of all time is it’s art, which not only was helmed by a multitude of different artists, but depicted a comic book hero who is iconically inconsistent from panel to panel. Unlike the red and blue of Superman, or Batman’s dark gauntlets, Morpheus’ face and clothing rarely had the exact same features from page to page, let alone spanning volumes. Even more interesting, Dream’s appearance would often depend on who he was interacting with. J’onn Jonzz sees Morpheus as a Martian, while to the Egyptian cat goddess, he is a great black cat with stars for eyes. How then could one actor really capture Dream better than a comic book artist? Why make a film at all if you’re going to lose something so essential from the character? (The different facets of Dream is probably best depicted and explained in the current mini-series, Sandman Overture, which marks Gaiman’s return to the character).
So imagine a movie where different actors play Dream in different moods, or in different scenes reacting to different characters. Picture the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, but much, much, better. Not only would this be visually amazing, but would honor the inconceivable vastness of a character that personifies an eternal and formative aspect of the universe. Throw Cat-Dream in there, and I think you’ve got the basis for a perfect Sandman adaptation.
What do you all think?
Kaitlyn
Staff Writer
Kaitlyn@sub-cultured.com
Here’s where I stand.
Spider-Man is cool, but not my favorite super hero. To me, it’s like, “Oh neat, there’s Spider-man. That’s cool, I guess.” I’ve always felt he was a big whiner. And he is always whining about problems he created. That said, I enjoyed the first two Sam Raimi movies. I wasn’t like, “Woah, I <3 Spider-Man!” or anything after I watched them, but I thought they were good. Kirsten Dunst annoyed me, but it was good. The third movie was more of the same except Venom sucked and Sandman looked awesome. Suffice to say, I was just lukewarm about the new Spider-Man, but it had promise.
Emma Stone was gonna be in it and Andrew Garfield too. But then a CG Lizard? And it felt so soon off of the heels of the last Spider-Man movie. Did we really need a reboot already?
Emma Stone is really frickin’ cute, but that doesn’t mean she can act. It also doesn’t mean she is a bad actress either. Andrew Garfield was really good in The Social Network, but he was a side character and I wasn’t sure how much appeal he has outside of that movie. Marc Webb was directing and really has only directed a Green Day concert, a No Doubt concert, and an indie film (500 Days of Summer) that was getting some buzz. MIXED FEELINGS!
So I finally got into the theatre, sat down and put on some 3-D glasses, and went, “Okay, Spider-Man… Wow me“. The end result? Read on mes amis, read on.
Let’s start with the 3-D. It was good, but nothing you haven’t seen before. So if you don’t want to pay extra for it, you will still get the same viewing experience.
The movie started and like normal, Peter Parker is all like, “I take pictures of stuff and occasionally get picked on at school, despite me being witty and fairly handsome.” But, this movie immediately gets a high-five for not boring me to death with a lot of Peter Parker high school drama. There is just enough there to set up the scene and then BAM! Peter Parker has become Spider-Man before you know it. The Raimi movies dragged a little bit and dealt with Spider-Man: High School Edition too much for my taste. Marc Webb really stream-lined the whole thing, since everyone already knows the Spider-Man story. It gets to the good stuff quickly.
Oh cool, Martin Sheen plays Uncle Ben. Good choice! Nuff’ said.
Andrew Garfield ending up being a great choice for Peter Parker, in my opinion. He is a skilled actor and adds a believability to the part. It’s strange though… Spider-Man always seems very “quippy”, so to say, in the comics. Very charismatic. But Garfield’s take on it is a little more mature. He’s very calm and sarcastic, but it never feels like he is hopped up on sugar like how I picture Spider-Man in my head. I like it, I think. There’s a strange sexuality to his version of Peter Parker. He is supposed to be geeky, but he comes off as more of a “bad boy”. Still… once again… I like it, I think.
Spider-Man in the actual suit is done well and it never feels like you are watching a CG Spider-man swing everywhere like in the Raimi films. The web-slingy thing-a-ma-bobbers are pretty cool, but it never explains how they can shoot infinitely forward without losing height or velocity (the movie hangs a lantern on this when two “nerds” walk by discussing this very thing). It does however explain how they are so strong (synthetic Oscorp technology).
The fights are very fun to watch, and utilize all of Spider-Man’s abilities. They really went out-of-the-way to showcase how diverse Spider-Man’s fighting tactics can be.
On to Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy. She nailed it, plain and simple. She’s cute, smart, and an endearing character. One of my favorite moments of the film is the inevitable kiss. The Amazing Spider-Man tackled this with class, and also did what movies are supposed to do… show instead of telling. Gwen Stacy never has to be told Peter Parker is Spider-man. Through a clever scene, it is simply shown instead. This is also done with Aunt May. She never has to be told that Peter is Spider-man. She just gradually comes to a realization as the movie progresses.
Dennis Leary does a decent job as Gwen Stacy’s father/Police captain although he feels like he is phoning it in here and there.
Rhys Ifans plays the Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors. The only other movie you would probably know him from is Harry Potter (Luna Lovegood’s father). He does a good job although I never quite bought his torment of missing a limb, but he still did his part. It should be noted his make-up was well done, with his flesh in varying degrees of scaly textures.
Now the CG lizard, which I was most concerned about…. well, it’s hit or miss, but I’d say 85% of the time it looked good. There are a couple times where he looks clearly CG, but it never really hurt the experience for me. They also managed to give the Lizard a few sneaky horror moments where he pops out of certain places. I liked it.
These are all the characters that really matter, and is probably one of the movies strong points. It focused on just a few main characters instead of spreading itself too thin.
The plot is straight-forward. Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man, falls in love with Gwen Stacy, Dr. Connors becomes the lizard and wants to make others into lizard people, and Spider-man attempts to stop him. But it was well executed, and that’s what mattered. It hits all the right notes and hints at some mysterious things for sequels.
The cinematography is nice, with a beautiful blend of dark blues and an overall darkly lit movie (although the tone of the movie is never depressing). There isn’t a lot of cameras following Spider-Man swinging through the city like in the Raimi films (although there are a few moments during key dramatic scenes), but instead the camera chooses to stay very tight and focused on close up Spider-man action.
Over all, the excellent direction of Marc Webb and the fine acting of Garfield as Peter Parker and Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy make this movie what it needs to be. The lizard is a fun enemy with a summer blockbuster feel to him, although I doubt we will be seeing much too more of him in sequels.
I give The Amazing Spider-man an 8 out of 10 for being fun, exciting, and well executed. If you love Spider-Man you will enjoy this film, and if you are on the fence you will enjoy it too. I now have faith in this reboot and I am excited to see them tackle what we all want to see in a sequel…. Venom or Carnage.
P.S. – Green Goblin is hinted at for next movie.
One thing you hear a lot as a fan of comics is, “What do I need to read first, if I want to get into comics.” Personally, I’m of the belief that you don’t really have wade through hundreds of back issues just to start reading comics. In all honesty, they do a pretty good job on their own creating starting points. Still, most people insist on having some knowledge of the universe before jumping in, or just a sample of how comics run in general. It’s not that simple though, everyone has their niche of comics they enjoy, some like capes, and some like noir stories. There are Marvel fans, and then DC Fans. Last week, when asked this question, my friend looked at me confused as I buried her with a barrage of questions, before cutting me off and saying,”No, I know nothing of comics…just give me a damn top 10.” Well poo. Still, I said fine and quickly wrote out a list for her. Thankfully, it worked and she’s now an avid fan of comics! So, I re-examined that list, tweaked it a bit and decided to make it an official thing. So I bring forth to you today, my definitive top ten trade paperbacks that you should own as a fan of comics!