A truly wonderful movie makes you forget about budgetary limits and connects with you in a way that makes you feel not alone in this vast universe; that there are others who understand your specific warped sense of humor, horrible fashion choices, and odd choice of friends. These movies create a sense of location, meaning that you feel these places really exist outside of the theater or at least you could kill several afternoons daydreaming about the characters exploits that the movie carelessly forgot to mention. They help us remember how to love and that just because something is a cliché doesn’t make it any less powerful. Some movies make us love more is what I’m saying.
Oz The Great and Powerful is not one of these movies, despite its attempts to be one. It reaches for the stars and occasionally scoops a handful out of the sky and brings true wonder to the screen, but the majority of the time the movie is soaring on wax wings. As it grows closer to the stars its gimmicks melt away and what are left are some very plain performances by a few poorly cast actors/actresses.
The movie starts with James Franco (as Oz) and his disgustingly smarmy smile being put to good use; seducing naive women and putting on rather exceptional magic shows at a two-bit circus. Also it should be noted the movie starts in a 4:3 aspect ratio and in black and white, but this is simply a clever set up for the big reveal. Eventually Oz is chased by a not-so-happy body builder into the “safety” of his hot air balloon and, respectively, straight into the eye of a tornado, catapulting Oz into the wonderful land of Oz.
The movie then break the 4:3 aspect ratio, lets the colors pour out and you have to stop and go, “Wowwwwwwwww”. Unfortunately this wow-factor is ruined by some cheap looking CGI at times that were clearly meant for the 3-D audiences. I enjoy 3-D movies myself, but it’s a shame to see it comes at the expense of the regular showings. Soon he is greeted by Mila Kunis (the Wicked Witch of the West) and…. Well, I loved you in Black Swan and in Ted, but you just didn’t have the chops to pull off the Wicked Witch.
They quickly come across Zach Braff (playing a flying monkey) who is a delight the entire movie despite the fact that he is simply doing a Billy Crystal impersonation. At this point in the film Oz has decided that he will pretend to fulfill the prophecy of the great wizard as it entitles him to a snazzy throne, a city of emerald, and a vault filled with gold. The future Wicked Witch’s sister is played by Rachel Weisz and is called Evanora. I can only assume she is the witch that the house lands on in the Wizard of Oz. Her performance is dutiful, although a cheesy flying-wizard laser-battle ruined any chance of me taking her seriously.
The first act of the movie is rather pretty, but also rather inconsistent with its visual effects and rather lifeless in terms of acting, but the second act is really where this movie shines with a few great scenes in China Town (it’s a pretty funny pun) and the Dark Forest, all highlighted by a fantastic CGI character named China Girl. Sam Raimi (the director) really let loose during these scenes and indulged himself and the audience in his trademark, oddball sense of humor. These scenes fit into the expanded universe of The Wizard of Oz seamlessly and if the whole movie had followed this route it would have been a knockout. It paid off in spades and I only wish the scenes were longer and they had spent more time creating scenes like them instead of catering to the typical expectations of a Disney movie.
Where this movie suffers the most is the third act, much akin to Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. It becomes a very predictable Hero vs Villain scenario where Oz tricks the witches and the power of goodness triumphs without much of a hitch. While this might please youngsters who haven’t seen this formula hundreds of times, I am doubtful it pleased anyone over the age of eight.
If Oz The Great and Powerful had cast more passionate people for the demanding roles this movie might have had more resonance, but even then it is hampered by a predictable story that takes away from the wonder of the land of Oz. As this isn’t a new movie I won’t be assigning a number score to it, but I would NOT recommend seeing it in theater and would only get it on DVD if you are watching this with your kids.
“I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.”
Thanks in no small part to the acting genius of Alan Rickman, Snape is one of my favorite Harry Potter characters, and it would be so cool to have access to his potions closet to force the rest of the world to do my evil bidding. I mean, to bring peace on Earth.
But even if I can’t have his, a crafty witch or wizard can certainly create their own.
This is more of a “decor” hint than a full-fledged craft, although there is a bit of crafty creativeness involved. On the upside, the mechanics are so easy, it’s, well, spooky. On the downside, it is highly addictive. I find myself looking for opportunities to build up my little wizard’s pharmacy throughout the year, and I’ve got my kids hooked, too (someone keeps stealing my eye of newt).
Step 1
Gather some bottles and labels from your local craft store. Novelty labels are getting almost too-easy to find, almost to the point of cliche, but if used right with other things, can look pretty cool. All the standard seasonal haunts (no pun intended) have some ready-made self-adhesive ones — Spirit Halloween, Party City, Michael’s (or other) crafts stores — but the endless sea of the internet can help you dredge up some even more wild ones, especially some vintage labels for actual products such as Witch Hazel or bed bug powder. If you like you can pour a little water colored with a drop or two of food coloring in some or add old feathers, seeds and other things that would go well in a potion.
Step 2
Find a place to arrange them. Lay them in sort of a huddled mass of creepy potions with bottles of different shapes, sizes, colors, and contents together. Don’t place them too neatly, but more like a shelf Professor Snape, Dr. Frankenstein, Marie Laveau or any number of good ol’ fashioned witches might keep tucked away in their classrooms, labs, or kitchens. Fireplace heaths, along a kitchen bar, on an entrance table in the foyer, or just hidden in little collections throughout the room are especially spooky.
Step 3
Here’s the fun part: accessorize! Get some antique medical or kitchen utensils, Halloween knick-knacks, old keys, bird models, etc. These setups also look particularly good with a sparse amount of artificial cobwebs stretched over the display. Add some “mood lighting” by placing glow sticks or small “no-flame” tea lights behind them.
Hey, it’s done! Instant conversation piece that can be added to each year as you find new labels and bottle shapes.And who knows, maybe you’ll concoct a little liquid luck in the process?
Looking for other ways to show off your spooky side? Try our DIY Glowing Beast Eyes or Halloween Countdown Garland! When you’re done, wind down with Ten Family Friendly Halloween Movies to help lull the kiddos into a candy coma! Afterward, you can set the mood with Five Albums to Flesh Out Your Halloween Playlist and huddle under the covers with Netflix and Chilling – Halloween Movie Edition. Let us know about your DIY Decor on Twitter @SubCultured or come party like its 1599 in our Discord server!